I Am A Mack writes: I was at the gym yesterday and I was doing my usual ab routine and then I looked to my left and notice a really hot blonde girl with some piercings on her ear and one on her nose. I'd probably have to give her a 9. So anyways I wanted to talk to her, so I was thinking for a second about what to say.
"Your stupidity, Allen, is simply not up to par."
-- Dave Mack (mack@inco.UUCP)
-- Allen Gwinn (firstname.lastname@example.org), in alt.flame