OriginalPrime writes: Think your broadband connection isn't worth what you pay for it? You're not alone. Residents from all over New Zealand are chiming in on a local report that broadband speeds are rarely as fast as advertised. Kiwis on both DSL and cable packages report similar sluggishness from all over the country, and the ISPs' response seems to be the same: "Oh Well."
"Your stupidity, Allen, is simply not up to par."
-- Dave Mack (mack@inco.UUCP)
-- Allen Gwinn (firstname.lastname@example.org), in alt.flame