Gary writes: "One energy-conscious employee decides to try and conserve energy by turning off the air conditioning in a server room. After all, they have fans, why do they need AC? After a long weekend the server room is boiling at 109 degrees Fahrenheit filled with dead and dying servers."
The time spent on any item of the agenda [of a finance committee] will be
in inverse proportion to the sum involved.
-- C.N. Parkinson