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Submission + - Nicotine Island, A Permanent Vacation for Smokers

Kyla writes: "Nicotine Island was designed around your highest expectations. Spacious smoking areas, cigarette vending machines, fine dining; all secured in a twenty two million square foot space aged high performance glass bubble so you get the ultimate smoking experience. But that is just the beginning. Peace of mind, Filthy air, Room to breathe unlimited smoke, to continue your unhealthy lifestyle. That's what makes Nicotine Island different, and better. It's a community like Nicotine Island that offers security, freedom, and more. If you know somebody who should be sent to Nicotine Island, please Send a Smoker Today!"

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