An anonymous reader writes: An online chat account last used by bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto has spoken for the first time in five years, stating he is not Dorian Satoshi Nakamoto, the 64-year-old man thought to have made the virtual currency.
Repel them. Repel them. Induce them to relinquish the spheroid.
- Indiana University fans' chant for their perennially bad football team