theodp writes: "In a classic example of parody coming to life," writes GeekWire's Todd Bishop, "a newly published patent filing reveals Google’s ambitions to solve one of the most troublesome challenges known to humanity: Splitting the bill at the end of a meal." In its patent application for Tracking and Managing Group Expenditures, Google boasts that the invention of six Googlers addresses "a need in the art for an efficient way to track group expenditures and settle balances between group members" by providing technology that thwarts "group members [who] may not pay back their entire share of the bill or may forget and not pay back their share at all."
One can search the brain with a microscope and not find the
mind, and can search the stars with a telescope and not find God.
-- J. Gustav White