McGruber writes: The New York Times website and e-mail systems crashed this morning. According to a Times spokesman, "The outage occurred within seconds of a scheduled maintenance update, which we believe was the cause. We are in the process of fully restoring access to the site."
"Card readers? We don't need no stinking card readers."
-- Peter da Silva (at the National Academy of Sciencies, 1965, in a
particularly vivid fantasy)