redletterdave writes: A 30-year-old Chinese man has been in a coma for the last 10 days after getting shocked while charging his iPhone. The electrocution was believed to be caused by an unauthorized third-party iPhone charger, where the low quality of the capacitor and circuit protector caused the capacitor to break down and send 220 volts of electricity directly into the cell phone battery.
As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there
is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"