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MakersDirector writes: "And I quote:

When you vote for President this Tuesday....

How'd you like to have someone in office who: a) Admits their issues and shortcomings PRIOR to office (I'm often a pervert and am a recovering drug addict and love video games) b) Is currently unemployed and could USE this job to help others get jobs c) As a first act, would take away all gates and fences from the White House (like in the old days) and invite people to the 'front lawn' to hang out for bbq's and stuff... d) As a second Act not act like they knew everything and would ask Romney and Obama BOTH to be their Vice Presidents, like a traditional company you cant have just one, so why are we acting like there should be one here? After all, I'm going to need help with my Vices, so it only makes sense to have two Vice Presidents.

How about REALLY rocking the vote? If you vote for me, I'm: "Brian Scott Gregory born in Orange, Calif, living in Vancouver, Washington social security number ending in 3795"

My campaign slogan is "Hindsight is 2020", referring to how I'll work to make time travel FREELY available to everyone by that year (clever, I know!). After all, we're all energy in a simulation. Why should playing and exploring be limited to 'those in power'...."

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(Humorous) Revolutionary! Can you imagine a president like this?

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