brumgrunt writes: "What reasons did your parents give you for not being allowed to watch a movie? Can you beat the kid who was told they couldn't watch Back To The Future because "I don't want it giving you ideas?"...."
It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito. -- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein