An anonymous reader writes: Hacking for profit used to be a difficult endeavor for black hat hackers. This has all changed with bitcoins. As the author points out, hacking has become as easy as, "... simply find(ing) a system with Bitcoins on them."
"Who cares if it doesn't do anything? It was made with our new Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process ..."