"Your position on Climate Change"
a) Believe it (not a researcher)
b) Know it (and can prove it)
d) Believe Climate Change is a hoax
e) Know Climate Change is a hoax (and can prove it)
f) Suspect CC is caused mostly by hot air about CC
Administration: An ingenious abstraction in politics, designed to receive the kicks and cuffs due to the premier or president. -- Ambrose Bierce