gbsallery writes: In a desperate attempt to fragment and confuse the home automation market (which, for the last 30 years, has always been 10 years from being the Next Big Thing), I have created a system for controlling shed and garden-related gadgetry. It's got Ethernet, and a certain amount of nerd appeal. Read more here. There's even a small text adventure. Feedback, abuse and offers of cash all welcome (to varying degrees).