theodp writes: The Onion pokes a little fun at Google, reporting that the search giant's new phone service detects keywords and whispers targeted ads directly into users' ears. 'Automated whispered advertising will allow us to offer the world's best smart phones nearly for free,' said a Google spokesman. 'Users won't even remember a time they didn't have a second voice whispering in their ear.'
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