Buffaloaf writes: A recent graduate is suing her college for $72,000 because she cannot get a job. She feels that "any reasonable employer would pounce on an applicant with her academic credentials, which include a 2.7 grade-point average and a solid attendance record." $70,000 covers her tuition and $2,000 is for the stress of a 3 month job search.
"Would I turn on the gas if my pal Mugsy were in there?"
"You might, rabbit, you might!"
-- Looney Tunes, Bugs and Thugs (1954, Friz Freleng)