Things the Warning Label said Not to Do 34
PhillC wrote in
to send us an entertaining little site where you can read a
list of things
Warning Labels Say not to do.
Proof positive that stupid people are everywhere.
UNIX is hot. It's more than hot. It's steaming. It's quicksilver lightning with a laserbeam kicker. -- Michael Jay Tucker
Okay, fess up. (Score:1)
What I really want to know is this: Who the hell
is disposing of all their stuff in an open flame?
By this, I mean people who aren't high school age
boys who look at the warning labels, smile, and
yell "Chemical fire time, guys!" -- I assume they
don't heed the warnings anyhow.
You know there has to be some dumbass who dumps
all the cans of Glade that they used in their
double-wide into a big 'ol fire in back and then
tries to make s'mores. We gotta find 'em and pour
some chlorine in that gene pool....
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81% on pyromaniac test (and proud) (Score:1)
Guilty as charged---hey, do you have a match?
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Okay, fess up. (Score:1)
Umm, people who live in rural areas quite often burn their trash. There is no trash collection, and haling every dirty kleenex off to the dump is expensive and time-consuming. Thus, that which can be burned is burned. One needs to know that which can not be burned for that to work, of course.
Oh no! More disclaimers! (Score:1)
Darwin awards (Score:1)
Huff and puff (Score:1)
Wow (Score:1)
Pity it's slashdoted, I can't grab the videos.
Guess I'll have to stick to the quarter launcher rail gun. Its much faster.
Alan
Those labels are really for smart people. (Score:1)
Get it?
-Derek
slashdotted? (Score:1)
murder attempt (Score:1)
(Alexei Sayle, 1991)
We burned more than that. (Score:1)
We also burned huge piles of brush and added tires and used oil to it to burn faster.
This kind of stuff is common among farmers, who are pretty much on their own for disposal of this stuff. In the city you just have to get rid of a couple of bags of garbage a week, but when a farm generates 4 or 5 dumpsters full of brush or other burnable garbage, and it costs a fortune to haul it away, they just torch it.
Similar-minded product recall (Score:1)
They forgot to put on a warning label stating that it was made using cashews and may cause an allergic reaction to those allergic to cashews.
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Oh no! More disclaimers! (Score:1)
I saw this a while ago... (Score:1)
matguy
Net. Admin.
mistitled? (Score:1)
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Saddam is replacing scuds with spuds (Score:1)
I heard that our bad boy Saddam is working on a giant spud gun to replace his aging scuds.
labels are for stupid people (Score:1)
My two favorite disclaimers... (Score:1)
The other was on a kids' magic set, the box of which pictured a child playing with the various pieces. In order to ensure that no one would think they were getting too much of a bargain, the box stated (I swear I am not making this up), "Little boy not included."
mistitled? (Score:1)
I help some friends put on a couple of fireworks shows each year. This is a small, but professionally produced show. Several of the folks who work there are California licenced pyrotechnicians. The fireworks come from a variety of sources, mostly China. One year, the Canadian-made shells had a warning label which read:
"Danger. Explosive. Do not light."
Big Ass Warning (Score:1)