There comes a time in the life cycle of every home that
you have simply no option but to clean your refrigerator.
That time was today. I found buried deep within the bowels
of the beast no less then 3 half full bottles of spagetti
sauce, 3 half full bottles of alfredo sauce and 4 half full
containers of apple sauce. Several strange
and unfamiliar beers, and at least 6 containers containing
leftovers of meals that have since deteriorated into moldy masses
of stuff that lookes like it was stolen from the set of a low
budget horror film. Most of these containers were simply
thrown away- I didn't dare clean them. Also found
a sizable number of partially full containers of
fluids designed to be mixed with various hard liqours,
a few bottles of tonic water, and the base elements of
tacos. God I'm glad I only need to crawl around back
there every 6 months or so. Ick.