Microsoft Moves To Patent Time-Based Software Licensing 118
theodp writes "Microsoft's Open Value Subscription offering didn't get the warmest reception. Nor did the follow-up announcement of Albany, a planned MS-Office Subscription Service. Now comes word from the USPTO that Microsoft feels it deserves a patent for the 'invention' of 'Time-Based Licensing,' which aims to make the traditional pay-once perpetual license model a thing of the past. Hey, if your customers were waiting nine years between OS upgrades, you'd try touting a three-year lease with a balloon buy-out payment, too!"
Re:Traditional model a thing of the past? Really? (Score:5, Funny)
NASA please test!
It's believed there may be water in the soil in Redmond
Re:Matlab (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Matlab (Score:4, Funny)
prior to expiring you should have used Matlab to brute force the algorithm for generating keys...
But you forgot to do that, so you had to go and retrieve that e-mail. How silly.
Whoa. (Score:3, Funny)
I'm going to attempt time travel.
Re:Traditional model a thing of the past? Really? (Score:3, Funny)
That's not water, it just looks like water from afar. It's a blue screen with little white letters.