Chinese Mistress Contest Takes Tragic Turn

A Chinese man who could no longer afford his five mistresses held a competition to determine which one he'd keep. The man held a private talent show in May, without telling the women his intentions. An instructor from a local modeling agency judged the women on the way they looked, how they sang and how much alcohol they could hold. The competition turned deadly when one of his special lady friends drove the man and her four competitors off a cliff. This demonstrates what a bad idea it is to have a driving round in your mistress-off.