United Makes Plans to Drop 'Baggage Neutrality' 682
theodp writes "If you need a clue as to how creative ISP execs might get in the absence of network neutrality, look no further than United Airlines CEO Glenn Tilton, who is wowing Wall Street with his willingness to examine new ways to wring money out of the carrier, including making economy passengers pay a fee unless they want their luggage to come last off the plane." Now I think when i was like gold ultimate handjob elite years ago my bags had tags that usually made them come out first, but this seems just kinda crappy. I mean, remember when you got a meal on airplanes? No wonder people hate to fly.
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I mean, remember when you got a meal on airplanes? (Score:5, Funny)
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Of course not. It's a series of belts.
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> I haven't had one of those in years.
Of course not. After 9/11, they replaced with with the terrorist super anal probe extra.
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If it isn't so, why does everyone press right up to the belt, even if their bag isn't there, completely getting in the way of anyone whose bag is on on the belt?
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Maybe their trying to get dibs on overhead compartment space?
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A work of fiction, I presume?
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If airlines ran Burger King
"I'd like a cheese burger please"
"That will be £1.20".
"But it was only 99p yesterday!"
"That was the weekend special price."
"Okay. Here you go"
"Oh, there's also 21p VAT"
"Riiight... any other hidden charges?"
"no. By the way, please pay the £2.15 purchase fee"
"I see. So that's not a hidden charge?"
"No. It's simply an extra surcharge that you are obliged to pay for the burger."
"Okay. What else will I have to pay?"
"Nothing at all. So, what would you prefer - Beef burger or vegetarian?"
"beef please"
"Okay, That will cost 45p on top"
"Oh. I'll go for the vegetarian option"
"Good choice. Certainly. That's only 60p"
"Right. Do I get my burger now?"
"No. You'll only be able to eat it between 20:00 and 21:00 though. Please check in at least half an hour early or you may forfeit your burger"
Re:Not a dump truck (Score:5, Funny)
A work of fiction, I presume?
Re:TANSTAAFL (Score:2, Funny)
I think they tried to set up these at the airport in Melbourne, it doesn't seemed to have stopped anyone.
"Oh look, pretty tape patterns on the ground. Now to camp in front of that moving thing!"
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