Male Blood Elves Get Pumped Up 232
Kotaku reports that the Male Blood Elves, from the upcoming World of Warcraft expansion Burning Crusade, have been made more masculine by their Blizzard overseers. Which totally makes sense, because when I think elves I think paragons of masculinity. From the article: "You changed it because your constituency is a bunch of capslock-riding asshats who are threatened by bishy player characters. The reason Blood Elves were Horde in the first place is because everyone was whining about all the Horde races being ugly juggernauts. The point of Blood Elves was to inject some swish into a very physically intimidating set of races. They're not exactly chunky now, and I do not begrudge a game company making prerelease aesthetic changes, but their reasons for doing so are pathetic. " Before and after photos are available in their post.
congratulations, blizzard (Score:5, Funny)
*rips off yellow tank top* (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:congratulations, blizzard (Score:5, Insightful)
Why is this news?
Because it is so much more "news for nerds" than the info Apple posted about adding application signing, mandatory access controls, resolution independence, OpenGL 2.1, and automatic threading to use multiple cores for single threaded OpenGL applications in Leopard, that I submitted and had rejected yesterday.
Re:congratulations, blizzard (Score:5, Funny)
Re:congratulations, blizzard (Score:5, Insightful)
A less hostile way of stating it is: to appeal to the masses you need to aim for the median, to appeal to the specialists you need to be specific.
If you're uninterested in gaming content, you can unsubscribe from that channel in Slashdot.
Re:congratulations, blizzard (Score:5, Funny)
Unfortunately many more people find this minor tidbit of information more interesting and relevant than a tedious discussion about program controls for a minor platform. /i>
Yeah. Those people are called "nerds." Oh well. I'm sure I can half-heartedly pay attention to a horribly misinformed discussion about these features in ten years, when Micrososft gets around to copying them.
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I don't mind a discussion about the size of digital elf pectorals. It is inane, but mildly amusing. Still, I can get the same discussion on Digg or somewhere else. The quality of the comments is not related to the audience base of Slashdot. It is hard, however, to find a forum where one can have a real, informed discussion about emerging security mechanisms, just now preparing to enter th
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Bitter much?
Read this comment [slashdot.org] I made in reply to the previous post that said the same basic thing as yours.
Re:congratulations, blizzard (Score:5, Funny)
your guess is as good as mine.
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Re:congratulations, blizzard (Score:5, Funny)
Well, isn't that just... special
(not that there's anything wrong with that)
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so... (Score:5, Funny)
"Some swish"? (Score:5, Insightful)
Are we reading the rantings of some crazed slash-fiction writer? This has to be the most mind-numbingly stupid objection to a change that I've ever heard.
Re:"Some swish"? (Score:5, Informative)
Bishy: Short for Bishounen.
Bishounen: Japanese word translating roughly as "Pretty Boy". Used to refer to males who are very handsome/pretty and sometimes very androgynous. Wiki Link [wikipedia.org]
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This probably refers to the Japanese term, bishonen, which means "beautiful boy". Just think of Orlando Bloom who plays Legolas in the LotR movies. You'll also see this in Japanese RPGs such as the Final Fantasy series. I guess some guys are too macho to play as bishonen, eh?
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It's not really something that pops up in conversation with normal people, though.
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You must be new here.
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I did specify normal as a qualifier, after all. Also, 4-digit uid. I'd like to claim that Slashdotters had a bit more perspective, back in the day. However, I've been here plenty long enough to doubt that.
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But the "crazed slash-fiction writer" types are probably the ones most affected by the change. They're playing as male Blood Elves mostly for the aesthetics of the character, including the bish and the swish.
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Anyway, the objection that the horde didn't have any "attractive" characters was/is entirely valid. That's why, IMO, the majority of servers have a lot more population on the alliance side than the horde side. Who wants to look at a tauren's ass all day when you can look at a sexy
Some real problems in this article (Score:2)
The look is rather arbitrary, but I'm overall pleased that a BE warrior won't look like a
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Two things: first off, there's no such race. This is a race which will first appear in 2008 when the expansion is released. It does not exist at all now, so I'm not sure where you're getting this information about the population distribution of BEs....
Second, please do not confuse post-modernism with blurring of gen
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FYI The expansion is scheduled for release at the end of January 2007 (the 22nd I believe). If you count the Beta servers (invite only) Blood Elves actually do exist in the game now. THat said, it will still be a few months untill they hit retail.
Re:Some real problems in this article (Score:5, Informative)
"Two things: first off, there's no such race. This is a race which will first appear in 2008 when the expansion is released."
Did you know that WoW is based on previous Blizzard RTS games?
Blood Elves [wikipedia.org] in all their glory... introduced in Warcraft III, way back in 2003.
Nobody gives a damn about history anymore, even in made-up worlds.
*CLICK* (Score:5, Insightful)
That's the sound of the WoW playerbase not giving a damn and picking whatever race gives them the best bonuses for their class. While I love Kotaku, this honestly strikes me as one of the whiniest posts I've ever read on there. Boo hoo, Blizzard "nerfed" the character model by making it buffer. While I think its high time Blizzard enable characters to alter more of their physical appearance similar to City of Heroes, I have to wonder...is this really worth posting on the front page of Slashdot?
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This post (and the others I have seen complaining about it) just came off as silly. I decided to poke around and found some screen caps of old vs new and the new basicly just looks like a Night Elf male body. This isn't a "bad" thing. This is a "so friken what" thing.
Combine that with the fact that your race realy is not visible startign in the mid to late game where every one has the same friken armour and the only way to guess someone's race is if they don't have a helmet displayed or if they are a friken dwarf/gnome.
(I like the work frick.)
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Man, if I had some mod points, I'd mod this up as "funny" for this statement! lol
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I actually rolled a dwarf hunter instead of night elf specifically because the model was so ridiculous looking. It was obvious then that their deviation from the "elf" archtype was dictated by the sexual insecurities of teenage boys, and that they confirm it by rescinding a more traditional design based on complaints is just plain offensive.
I mean, who do they think they kidding, anyway? Of those whose self-image reflects either
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The hair?!?! (Score:2)
"constituency"? (Score:5, Insightful)
One body size does not fit all (Score:5, Interesting)
SWG had a nice system (Score:5, Interesting)
SWG had a much more diverse feel.
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WoW doesn't like fat people... look at what they did with the Ogres not that long ago!
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Re:SWG had a nice system (Score:5, Insightful)
Yes it did. It also lagged all to hell when you were in a slightly populated area. I wish WoW was more customizable too, but I think they did that on purpose to reduce the amount of character info that needed to be passed around to other players.
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And I don't want any game to follow SWG in any way.
Re:One body size does not fit all (Score:5, Funny)
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"Not to mention the human females all look like contestants for Miss Azeroth."
to which I reply Thanks, and God bless Blizzard.
That's why I play female (Score:2)
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Because "can walk through a door without turning sideways" = "girly man", evidently. Aaah, comicbook aesthetics. :/ The original model wasn't buff enough? Good grief; it looks nothing like an elf -- the only way you can tell what it's supposed to be is that the ears are pointed.
I don't play any MMORPGs, so I don't really have anything to complain about, except the principle of the thing. If I did play, I would like to have a character which is aesthetically pleasing to me. It would be nice if at leas
Changing content based on customer feedback? (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Changing content based on customer feedback? (Score:5, Funny)
Make love, not Warcraft! :P
Hmmm, "Lovecraft" a new MMORPG where you build a custom avatar (male, female, andro, or herma), dress it from our selection of fashionable apparel, and then have to build up your sexual prowess and skill by boinking everyone else and NPCs. I see a new market. Now if we can just keep it from being populated with Cthulu fans I can make a mint.
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There... now you'll make a mint
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How about making it a Cthulhu game where you have sex with people and... stuff. Should be pleasantly terrifying and disturbing.
Do you know anyone who can make good 3D models with lots of writhing tentacles? Hmm, I don't either. :)
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Nah, go for the HP fans, it'll be a hoot! (Score:3, Funny)
Hmmm, "Lovecraft" a new MMORPG where you build a custom avatar (male, female, andro, or herma), dress it from our selection of fashionable apparel...
...and then blow your first d100 roll and have your new character run screaming into the night to be devoured in a pit of Dark Young.
Thanks for playing!
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If you ask me... (Score:2)
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I had the fortunate circumstance (Score:2)
75% of all hard core gamers play horde
this means there is a huge skill imbalance between the two factions.
They determined that more casual gamers chose allience for the looks. Hence the addition of a 'pretty' race.
I would love to analoze all of Blizards data. I bet there is a lot of information just waiting to get out.
I'd rather have a choice (Score:5, Interesting)
I just think it would help set characters apart from everyone else, so you could play (for example) a fat priest like friar tuck on Robin Hood, or a thin tall albino guy like Elric of Melniboné. No idea how hard would it be to implement that, though. I'm still rather new to the game, probably would be problems scaling the armor that are actual models (instead of just different textures) when they're on the characters.
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Roll d20 for a SAN check.
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Why can the scale the armor? they already do that depending on race.
This reeks of a poor software design choice come back to bite them in the ass.
They could even do, say four sizes of each race.
When a competitor shows up and starts taking there player base, there tune will change. By then it will be too late.
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Interesting, if you look at the number of whiners the largest of portion of them are Horde.
Also, almost all horde complaints get addressed, while alliance complaints are seldom addressed.
Not that it means anything, I jst find it interesting.
I don't really care, because nothing is sexier then a gnome.
go gnome, go gnome, it's your birth day...
Dear Blizzard, (Score:5, Funny)
Sincerely,
Whiny Blizzard Customer
Arm diameter is a measure of masculinity? (Score:2)
Irony (Score:2)
And the porportions are based on fantasy, not reality. So withing this contect, a 25" are diameter is girly.
femme? (Score:4, Informative)
I REALLY wish wow had better options for customizing the build/appearance of the players. I get so tired of seeing the same old faces and same old bodies. But I guess there's just no money in it.
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My point(Which is my fault for not making properly) is that you don't really wish you had a body like that, or getting a body like that would be your #1 priority.
Personally, I don't care what you look like. Wierdly, even though I don't know you, I hope you are happy with the body you have.
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Delay caused by this? :P (Score:2)
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It's fun to stay at the... (Score:4, Funny)
Wow. I can totally see these new Blood Elves spending all their time in the woods, lifting trees, spotting each other, getting into the shower together after a long workout and having hot, sweaty se--um, yeah.
You gotta feel sorry for the Blood Elf women though; they can look, they can dream, but they know in their hearts that it can never be. To make things worse, they don't have the nice human gentlemen callers to fall back on; that ship sailed more than 4 years ago.
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This is on the front page? (Score:2, Flamebait)
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Trivial aspect of cult game tweaked, hardcore fans up in arms, continue paying monthly fees.
From the "who gives a shit?" department.
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I think you answered your own question.
In Other News... (Score:4, Funny)
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There's no pleasing some people. (Score:2)
Company responds to and rectifies customer complaint: "They don't have spines! They're caving to the masses!"
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Want to see a Twig? (Score:3, Insightful)
Elves are wimpy? Legolas is gonna kick yer ass! (Score:2)
Hard to believe that I'm the only Slashdot reader who saw a series of films called "The Lord of the Rings".
Legolas the Elf was probably the #1 badass in those films.
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there is a difference.
he was probably the paragon of elfulinity.
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I think a lot of guys just have a problem with the idea that a skinny guy with perfect hair could kick their ass up one side of Rivendell and down the other.
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My elf... (Score:2)
You. Insensitive. Clods!
Most likely a technical decision. (Score:4, Insightful)
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