The 20 Worst Games Ever 218
EGM's Seanbaby has a 'director's cut' of a list of the top 20 worst videogames, a list published in the 150th issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly earlier this year. While some top lists may claim authority, this one is the real deal: these games are utter crap. From the article: "#10: Revolution X (SNES) This game is biblically horrific. You're overthrowing an oppressive world order. With Aerosmith. And music is your weapon. That scream of terror you just heard was probably you. Using your weapon, music, you'll fight a massive army of soldiers sent by the government to keep you from rocking. And since the artists were lazy, the army is made up entirely of a man in a yellow jacket and his several thousand identical twins."
Plumbers don't wear ties? (Score:5, Interesting)
You're Winner! (Score:5, Interesting)
Also, check out #9, Custer's Revenge [seanbaby.com], for some hot pr0n. Wow, were they ahead of their time or what?
Ultima 9: Ascension (Score:5, Interesting)
Hmmm. Nobody seemed to mention Ultima IX, a terribly bug-ridden game. From the README file alone: "Be certain you empty your Recycle Bin before installing the game." Or : "We recommend that you not save the game while you're poisoned; this has been somewhat problematic in the current version."
Wow, why didn't anyone mention that?
(Another game worth mentioning: Conquest Earth. Its not buggy but... hey, might as well have been.)
Re:Plumbers don't wear ties? (Score:5, Interesting)
The tip for that game was don't buy it, since it got 4% -- PC Format's lowest ever rating. Other than that single comment, it seems as if the game disappeared from the face of the Earth. I have no idea why it was bad, since that comment didn't really cite when it was reviewed.
Battlecruiser 3000AD (Score:5, Interesting)
Big Rigs (Score:3, Interesting)
Bible Adventures! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Hey, didn't you read the title? (Score:3, Interesting)
Digging up E.T. (Score:5, Interesting)
It's funny because you can't actually do it - Wikipedia: "Starting on September 27, 1983, a layer of concrete was poured on top of the crushed materials".
Crushed, buried, sealed in concrete. Now that is one bad video game.
This info is rather stale (like the 2600) (Score:5, Interesting)
I agree on #1 though. I cannot forget how much ET sucked (and I was a little tyke around this time). I had JUST gotten exposed to the 2600 and the crappy Pac-Mac clone released for it when the console abruptly was shoved into the closet never to see the light of day again.
I did enjoy the Atari 400 my mother had bought for my older sibling. We would both play Zaxxon for hours on it, which required starting a rather chunky and heavy cassette tape machine which you connected to the 400. There was some cheesy elevator music with some marketing propoganda (you had to turn the volumn down to ignore it). After going to get a soda and cigarettes at the store for my brother, the game would be completely loaded into RAM and we'd spend a good part of the afternoon trying to top scores.
ET however managed to suck the life out of Atari and it destroyed the company. Had it not done that, NES would have had no void to fill.
In fact, the Atari caused so much damage to the video game market (and all the other cheap video game systems), that Nintendo had to market the first 8-bit consoles by showing only the Nintendo R.O.B. (remember that thing?) The ROB had a major suck factor, but it was such a cool gimmick that the "seperate console" it needed to play the game managed to suck in enough kids that eventually the ROB was discarded (within about 6 months after it released).
The ROB gimmick was quickly removed from the marketplace and the only boxes you could find where the standard console and the one with the Duck Hunt gun. The original issue had everything--the NES, the ROB and the gun with all those games! What a steal!
Re:Digging up E.T. (Score:5, Interesting)
http://keithschofield.com/et/ [keithschofield.com]
Re:Plumbers don't wear ties? (Score:4, Interesting)
Damned if I can remember its name.. I've blocked it out. Gave it a negative percentage at the time...
Re:Battlecruiser 3000AD (Score:3, Interesting)
OTOH, it did too much, didn't do it very well and I have to admit I never really managed to play it. However I would give it some points for the sheer magnitude of the effort. It was an impressive piece of work. Kind of unuseable but still impressive. Which is why I wouldn't put it in the worst. In the "most impressive attempts" maybe.
Airport Tycoon (Score:4, Interesting)
Examples of what was wrong: all the graphical colors were muddy earth tones, just ugly. Placing buildings was buggy as hell (many times a building, road, or runway would refuse to be placed, for no apparent reason). Placing things inside the terminal (like ticket counters and security) was pointless... you could pile everything up on top of each other so people couldn't possible reach them, and it didn't matter. All that mattered is that you placed them somewhere. Also, what happened on the screen showed ZERO relationship with what was going on in the game. The game would say that the runway was too crowded, but the display would show an empty runway.
Just horrible all around. There wasn't a single redeeming value.
Re:OLD (Score:2, Interesting)
I had never seen this article until now, so I'm glad it was resurrected. It's new to me.
Re:Bible Adventures! (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Extreme PaintBrawl (Score:4, Interesting)