Microsoft [to patent] Verb Conjugation 382
streepje writes "Here [to be] the latest egregious patent application. Microsoft [to be] [to apply] for a patent for [to conjugate] verbs. Future postings [to look] like this."
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"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery.'" -- Comedian Jay Leno
This good. (Score:1, Funny)
prior art? (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft help... (Score:5, Funny)
Since Frankfurter copyrighted Bullshit, (Score:4, Funny)
Obligatory Simpsons Quote Thread (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Already been invented. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Microsoft help... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh please (Score:5, Funny)
Yup, that described by your clarification has certainly never been done before [bestwebbuys.com].
Re:Microsoft help... (Score:5, Funny)
Not that bad really (Score:5, Funny)
Conjugate? (Score:5, Funny)
If we're thrown in prison for conjugating verbs... (Score:4, Funny)
Yoda + Baseball (Score:3, Funny)
I suppose it'll make it easier to automate how Yoda talks.
I'm still waiting for them to surpass patenting "How to Tell When a Baseball Game is Exciting." or patenting their apple.
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It's going to take some work, although one never knows when opportunity will strike:
A local anchor once said, "...killed him to death..."
She left the city and returned (to a different station) and I was waiting for another one as she's also the "Health & Technology" reporter.
This time, however, it was the "alternative" anchor team (it's a mess) and the story was about acupuncture and overcoming issues in getting pregnant.
The anchor turned to her and said, "I guess it just takes a little prick, eh?". Deadpan.
If I'd have that taped, it would have been on YouTube about five minutes later, but alas...all I could do was change my boxers.
Re:Yeah... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Misleading headline.... (Score:3, Funny)
You must be new around here.
Re:Already been invented. (Score:5, Funny)
With regard to your patent, would you like to
a) fuck off
b) go fuck yourself or
c) get fucked
Re:Yep. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This good. (Score:5, Funny)
(adverbs are ok right?)
Major typo (Score:4, Funny)
Re:prior art? (Score:5, Funny)
Second function of this post: Demonstration of possibility of avoidance of verbs anyway. Result: No need of conjugation of verbs. Implication: Avoidance of patent problems.
Disadvantage: Overuse of colon.
Sorry, nonability of resistance
Re:Microsoft help... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This good. (Score:3, Funny)
Prepare [to pay, inf] out the ass.
Re:This good. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:prior art? (Score:2, Funny)
Retief holding a gun to crook's head: "The inadvisability of movement."
Re:US (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Already been invented. (Score:3, Funny)
CLIPPY: "Hello, it looks like you are fucking up a verb conjugation again..."
Re:prior art? (Score:4, Funny)
Whatever you do in the privacy of your bathroom should stay in the privacy of your bathroom.
<shudder>