Welcome to The Age of the Web Hermit 264
tyroneking writes "Phil Hartup on bit-tech.net has captured the Zeitgeist of the web-aware generation: The
Age of the Web Hermit describes how some lucky souls can live their lives, earn money, buy necessities and even find love on the Internet. 'Is there anything that we really need good old fashioned Real Life for any more?'; not me!"
You mean besides SEX?! (Score:5, Funny)
The internet... (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe I'm there... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:You mean besides SEX?! (Score:1, Funny)
whatever (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Unless you also use your laptop as a commode... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Unless you also use your laptop as a commode... (Score:4, Funny)
Hah! I knew it!
Social Hermits? (Score:4, Funny)
If you want a web hermit, go stick a picture of Stallman with the relevance of ESR and you've got yourself your posterboy.
Now if you can give me a dynamic World of Warcraft type immersive game where everyone else is AI, then maybe I'll be a hermit.
Re:What? (Score:5, Funny)
Semi-hermit (Score:5, Funny)
You go do that (Score:3, Funny)
I'm sure there's a lot of people out there who aspire to be a balding fattie eating delivery pizza every day and jacking it to internet pr0n. I hear guys like that drive the women wild.
I consider it natural selection -- self removal from the gene-pool.
Go Darwin go!
Re:Just because you can... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Digital life is pure luxury (Score:3, Funny)
I just think the statement is a little contradictory to the topic at hand. Shouldn't I be paying someone to go pick up my Starbucks for me since I am living a life of luxury and never want to go outside? I mean, if *I* have to go get my own Starbucks, obviously I'm not a hermit nor am I living a life of extreme luxury.
Re:Shut-ins (Score:5, Funny)
It's just sorta like Soviet Russia.
You don't use the pipe to access society, (prison) society uses the pipe to access YOU!
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Luv, twu luv. (Score:5, Funny)
Why, those lucky souls truly have everything in the palm of their hand.
You might be a web hermit if... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The internet... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:You mean besides SEX?! (Score:3, Funny)
Pff... your hardware [onzin.nl] is obviously obsolete.
Actually i am one of those (Score:3, Funny)
'Net' is our country, we are its citizens. We are the 'Net'.
As an added bonus, i can opt to go out and 'socialize' in the old fashioned way, in the manner and time i choose.
Isnt it fantastic ?
You have to log off eventually (Score:4, Funny)
Friends? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:whatever (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What? (Score:5, Funny)
In many places in this wide world, you can get pussy delivered.
Only on Slashdot could this be modded "Interesting".
Re:Shut-ins (Score:2, Funny)
As Sandra Bullock demonstrated.... (Score:5, Funny)
Moral of the story? If you are a modern day hermit, atleast take the time to introduce yourself to the pizza man incase your stalkers find you out and erase your IDENTITY.
Alternatively, when being chased by phychopaths who want your data, remember to back it up on a trusty floppy disk. NOTHING can hurt those!
Alternatively, always choose Macintosh, the only laptop that effieciently upload viruses to alien space crafts and save the planet.
Alternatively, if you are as hot as Sandra Bullock and are also a modern day hermit, I would like you to have my ICQ#, I'm here to help ANY WAY I CAN.
Re:What? (Score:2, Funny)
http://www.fu-fme.com/ [fu-fme.com]
Re:What? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Maybe I'm there... (Score:3, Funny)
Don't blame them for that, they're semi-conscious. As the conscious one, you're in charge of making things entertaining. Just don't forget to take your camera with you when you go out with your drunken friends. After a few "priceless" pictures, they should reconsider their ways
Stupid People = Extroverts (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What? (Score:1, Funny)
Just try to makes sure they never meet. Unless of course you think they'd be down for that sort of thing
Re:What? (Score:3, Funny)
The problem with that is... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What? (Score:3, Funny)
Well then in your case, you can just order down from upstairs.