The Pornographers vs. The Pirates 275
conq writes "BusinessWeek has a piece on how pornography is again leading the way and showing Holywood how to fight back against piracy. From the article: 'Some producers of porn are starting to share revenues from online movies with the distributors of their DVDs, who might otherwise feel endangered by digital distribution online. Bolder yet, one large studio is allowing fans who buy movies online to burn them from their computers onto DVDs, with some protections included, of course.'"
So this is how it turns out (Score:5, Funny)
In the porn CEO's mouth (Score:0, Funny)
Come on, you were expecting something else in his mouth, weren't ya?
Now there is a porn video I'd watch... (Score:5, Funny)
Pirate: Arr! Bend over me matey while I prepare the long guns to pilage that booty!
Porn Star: Oh! Don't pilage MY booty, at least not until my sorority girlfriends come over to help me repel borders! Oh!
Protections? (Score:5, Funny)
Well, it's good to see the pr0n industry finally taking safe sex seriously
The REAL scary truth for hollywood... (Score:5, Funny)
Link to article (Score:5, Funny)
Holywood? (Score:2, Funny)
Intentional purchases? (Score:3, Funny)
What is this world coming to? (Score:2, Funny)
I need to use protection for (ahem) solo-sex now? Oh god! What if it's too late?
Re:The REAL scary truth for hollywood... (Score:5, Funny)
It's thought provoking. Yeah, that's it!
Re:Holywood? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What does it say about the human race (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I learned my lesson. (Score:5, Funny)
How many of you just couldn't resist clicking on the parent's home page?
Pornographers and Ninjas find common cause! (Score:3, Funny)
Furthermore, Pornographers are well known for their ability to quickly subvert any new technology for pornographic ends. This suggests that the Robots will soon be enslaved, forming a fearsome Robot Ninja Pornographer alliance! What hope is there now for the noble Pirates? The monkeys certainly won't be any help. How could a mere monkey hope to oppose a Robot Ninja Pornographer?
Re:Hollywood should copying (Score:3, Funny)
Tits, orgasms, enjoyment, cum,
Re:Obligatory joke. (Score:3, Funny)
Sometimes the Internet isn't all it was cracked up to be -- with moral decisions such as that.
Re:So this is how it turns out (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I learned my lesson. (Score:5, Funny)
How many of you just couldn't resist clicking on the parent's home page?]
I admit, I took a look.
But only to read the articles.