Verified: Record-breaking Pitfall! Run 236
Daniel Vignes writes ""Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back Into The Jungle!"
A perfect Pitfall! run with 1:28 left in time, perfect score
and no deaths has just been verified by the authority on classic
gaming, Twin Galaxies."
Daniel's Plans (Score:5, Funny)
Among them, a proposal from ABC for a televised relationship with Paris Hilton for a month, a proposal from CBS to televise him living in close quarters with Terrell Owens for two months, NBC's proposal to televise him talking with Jack Thompson for three minutes & Fox's proposal to videotape him living for a year with a North American black bear that has been injected with rabies.
When asked which contract he'd be signing, Daniel revealed he was leaning towards Fox's proposal of starring in "World's Most Dangerous Roommate" citing that he'd take the rabid bear over the other three any day and was cautiously optimistic that his vine-swinging & pit jumping skills would come in handy.
Daniel has recently purchased a large mansion [wikipedia.org] on loan and is confident that his endorsement contracts are only now starting with Twin Galaxies. Enjoy your fifteen minutes, Daniel!
finally ! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Daniel's Plans (Score:5, Funny)
w00t! (Score:4, Funny)
Oh the Humanity! (Score:2, Funny)
Just looking at the screen shots gave me a series of traumatic flashbacks to illicitly playing Pitfall in the library at my Junior high.
They should have attached warning labels to this posting.
Any lawyers here? Can I sue?
Wow.
Not only is this news... (Score:2, Funny)
1982 Called..., (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdotted, but the error message: (Score:2, Funny)
Re:w00t! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:New low? (Score:3, Funny)
News on slashdot: IIS Market share up (Score:5, Funny)
Server Error in '/' Application.
Exception of type System.OutOfMemoryException was thrown.
Description: An unhandled exception occurred during the execution of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.
Exception Details: System.OutOfMemoryException: Exception of type System.OutOfMemoryException was thrown.
Source Error:
An unhandled exception was generated during the execution of the current web request. Information regarding the origin and location of the exception can be identified using the exception stack trace below.
Stack Trace:
[OutOfMemoryException: Exception of type System.OutOfMemoryException was thrown.]
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Okay, where's the video? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:w00t! (Score:5, Funny)
Half-century eh? Well, they say the mind is the first thing to go
I'm turning 24 in a month. Way to make me feel old.
In related news... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Here Come the Comments... (Score:5, Funny)
Great pickup line (Score:4, Funny)
Might rank right after "3 touchdowns in a high-school football game".
Hmm... I guess I'll stick with "I make almost 6 digits a year".
Re:Some type of error... (Score:2, Funny)
Slashdot is not using WinBlows Servers.....
This comes handy. (Score:5, Funny)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=heWXUSr1DmA&search=pit
Re:Staying Power (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Daniel's Plans (Score:3, Funny)
what now? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:So naive (Score:4, Funny)
There was a high price to pay for being around in those days - Ronald Reagan, Cyndi Lauper, pink polo shirts with upturned collars, 512K being enough for anyone...
Re:Here Come the Comments... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:News (Score:5, Funny)
Wait, Rumsfeld visited Iraq today? *ducks*
Re:Great pickup line (Score:5, Funny)
Re:New low? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Great pickup line (Score:3, Funny)
In L.A. if you're making almost six figures you are almost able to afford your own apartment.
Re:Here Come the Comments... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:what's the point? (Score:2, Funny)
Why the.... ass?
Re:News (Score:3, Funny)
Oddly enough, he was killed by scorpions and alligators...
Re:So naive (Score:5, Funny)
And black!
Re:Staying Power (Score:3, Funny)
You could twy wabbit ears . . .