Why Buggy Software Gets Shipped 422
astonishedelf writes to mention an article in the Guardian about the hard reality of why buggy code is sold on retail shelves. From the article: "The world's six billion people can be divided into two groups: group one, who know why every good software company ships products with known bugs; and group two, who don't. Those in group 1 tend to forget what life was like before our youthful optimism was spoiled by reality. Sometimes we encounter a person in group two, a new hire on the team or a customer, who is shocked that any software company would ship a product before every last bug is fixed. Every time Microsoft releases a version of Windows, stories are written about how the open bug count is a five-digit number. People in group two find that interesting. But if you are a software developer, you need to get into group one, where I am."
Member of Group 1.5 Confused (Score:2, Funny)
No idea (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Welcome to Group One (Score:3, Funny)
> Theoretically, there is no language that is more or less prone to bugs than any > other language as understood in Turing Completeness. Without delving too much
> into this, it simply states that all languages emulate a Turing machine to some
> degree and therefore should be capable of everything a Turing machine is capable
> of (although I don't think this says anything about time/space efficiency).
If you understood Turing Completeness you'd be in group one.
Re:This is why (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Welcome to Group One (Score:3, Funny)
ON, I did that. Where's my damn easter egg?
Re: Vendor honesty (Score:5, Funny)
Re:MS Word Easter Egg (Score:3, Funny)
You bastard! When I typed this, my PC froze! But since it's also a server, it rebooted itself, mailed a Nigerian scammer my home address, started a DDOS on the local authorities and blew itself up, taking half of the data center along with it. When I came home, the Nigerian scammer had raped the dog and the cable guy from the ADSL company who had showed up at my house. When I told my wife, she replied that she didn't care since the left me this morning and took the house along.
So thanks to your FUCKING easter egg, I am divorced, broken, homeless and worst of all, WITHOUT AN INTERNET CONNECTION.
Thanks for nothing.
Re:Windows Software Shop :-) (Score:3, Funny)
According to TFA, in their software shop failure isn't an option there either.
It's standard equipment.
Buh dum ching!
Re:MS Word Easter Egg (Score:5, Funny)
At least that Nigerian scammer doesn't have your address anymore...
Re:My experience (Score:4, Funny)
Hang on...I'm just trying to spot the difference between them and about half the programmers I've ever worked with...
Re:Windows Software Shop :-) (Score:3, Funny)
And yet you can't work a 'preview' button? :)