Company Makes Inconspicuous Secure Cellphone 328
dponce80 writes "With concerns over privacy at an all-time high, it's refreshing to hear that Swiss company VectroTel is making a secure mobile phone. The X8 encrypts secure calls (the unit is also able to make regular calls) with a virtually unbreakable 128-bit key, itself generated through a Diffie-Hellman exchange. While transmission does get somewhat delayed, communication is secure."
What does this mean for eavesdropping? (Score:5, Funny)
Useless (Score:4, Funny)
This is of course useless for phone sex.
Me: "So, what are you wearing?"
Gf: "..."
Me: "What are you wea*"
Gf: "A hot small negli*"
Me: "Sorry, please continue"
(...)
Gf: "A hot small neglige and nothing else"
Me: "*grunt* and then?"
(...)
Gf: "I didn't hear you. What did you say after then?"
Me: "Uh nothing, I was just asking, what do*"
Gf: "Is this thing on? Oh wait now I hear you. Can you repeat?"
Et cetera.
Re:What does this mean for eavesdropping? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Useless (Score:1, Funny)
"Oh baby, compile me hard!"
"Mount my hardware, yeah!"
"I put on my wizard robe and hat..."
Etc.
Big question is (Score:3, Funny)
Can you hear me now?? (Score:5, Funny)
NSA analyst: No
Re:Cryptography? (Score:1, Funny)
President Logan must have one of these (Score:2, Funny)
Too bad it didn't protect him against his wife's secretary using a $30 digital recorder from Radio Shack to tape a conversation incriminating him in the assassination of a former president, but then, *everybody* was having a bad day.
Re:Useless (Score:2, Funny)
GF calls.
GF: Hi, could you..
BF: Wait! Read the hash to me on the screen.
GF: but..
BF: someone might be doing a man-in-the-middle attack. just read the hash.
GF: *sigh* [reads long string of numbers]
BF: 8? did you say 8? not A?
GF: No. AAY! Like APPLE.
BF: Oh, phew.
GF: *sigh*
GF: now, could you pick up some milk?
BF: okay.
GF: *sigh* bye.
Concerns over privacy at all time high? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Why not get one from cryptophone.de? (Score:1, Funny)