Why is Kingdom Hearts II So Popular? 91
kukyfrope writes "The long awaited sequel to the popular RPG Kingdom Hearts finally hit North America late last month, and in just those few days easily outsold all other games in March. GameDaily examines why nobody can resist the magic of Disney and Square together in Kingdom Hearts II and why the Kingdom Hearts series has been so successful."
OMGBISHIES (Score:3, Funny)
Childhood Dreams, Bought And Paid For (Score:5, Funny)
This game is simply another act, shamelessly tacked onto the prostituted play that is your emotional life. You love Kingdom Hearts because it is Disney, and without Disney, you know no other happiness. Outside the warm succor of your donald duck duvet and mickey mouse pyjamas, joy, contentment and love are cold and distant concepts which you cannot hope to achieve alone.
So come! Gather once again to suckle and the great and monsterous teat of one of the most terrible enterprises to have ever existed. Let Kingdom Hearts II once again show you the pleasures of being a shallow false happiness junkie. All the while Mother Disney will smile with her sweet and duplicitious grin.
Re:I find the popularity of Kingdom Hearts II... (Score:5, Funny)
Micky goes to see his lawyer.
His lawyer says to him, "I'm sorry Mickey, but you can't divorce your wife because she's insane."
Mickey says, "I did't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy."
Tron (Score:5, Funny)