Alleged British Hacker Fears Guantanamo 661
Magnifico writes "The BBC is reporting that Gary McKinnon, a British man accused of breaking into the U.S. government computer networks, could end up at Guantanamo Bay. His lawyer is fighting his extradition to the United States arguing, 'The US Government wants to extract some kind of species of administrative revenge because he exposed their security systems as weak and helpless as they were.'"
Interesting... (Score:5, Funny)
Yay! (Score:1, Funny)
Not Guantanamo (Score:5, Funny)
Plead insanity (Score:4, Funny)
Uh... OK. He should plead insanity.
Re:Plead insanity (Score:1, Funny)
Well, technically, if you're insane, you cannot claim you're insane. Why would anyone listen to you (telling them you're insane), if you are, in fact, insane?
On the other hand, if you're sane enough to claim you're insane, then you're sane enough to stand trial.
I've never been to the Caribbean... (Score:3, Funny)
I have been to London, where I enjoyed the five or six minutes of sunshine each morning before rolling right into the remaining daylight hours of grey skies, grey ground, and grey air, begging and hoping for merciful sunset so you could see some color from the electric lights.
Shouldn't he be grateful?
Updated Chewbacca Defense (Score:4, Funny)
Sleazy Lawyer: "They have a grudge against my client and want to hold him indefinately."
USG: "We want to try him for the crimes he committed."
SL: "They want to put him Gitmo forever without a trail!"
USG: "Johnnie Cochran called. He wants his defense stragety back."
Re:Ignoramus is right (Score:2, Funny)
I think he replied to the wrong person. That's all.
Re:At least he gets a trial... (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, that's right. That's what he said. We have always been at war with Eurasia.