This Boring Headline is Written for Google 317
prostoalex writes "The New York Times is running an article on how newspapers around the country find their Web sites more dependent on search engines than before. The unexpected effect? Witty double entendres, allusions and sarcastic remarks are rewritten into boring straight-to-the-point headlines that rank higher on search engines and news-specific search engines. From the article: 'About a year ago, The Sacramento Bee changed online section titles. "Real Estate" became "Homes," "Scene" turned into "Lifestyle," and dining information found in newsprint under "Taste," is online under "Taste/Food."'"
Maybe I should apply to be a journalist (Score:4, Funny)
Content (Score:5, Funny)
If a site's content is good, people come regardless.
Slashdot's popularity is an anomaly though...
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Ugh (Score:2, Funny)
"Sex" turned into "Scatting on a midget who's being busy with a horse"
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Truer words were never spoken.
Re:Completely WRONG direction to take. (Score:5, Funny)
then went looking for someone who actually knew how to start a fire, with two appropriately different sized sticks.
KFG
Re:Creativity in Journalism? (Score:2, Funny)
I've got a few of those among my family and friends.
One of them lost his job over "32 Scoot to Shoot with Plane Aflame."
I'm afraid I wasn't terribly sympathetic.
KFG
Re:Completely WRONG direction to take. (Score:4, Funny)
then went looking for someone who actually knew how to start a fire, with two appropriately different sized sticks.
Surely the second part of his unfinished sentence was: "...and bang them together while shouting 'someone give me matches!'"
Re:Completely WRONG direction to take. (Score:1, Funny)
Why do you feel the need to do this? Why do you feel the need to 'blog' at all? Do you not think the 1.5 million other people posting the exact same click-through-ad-links you are is insufficient?
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Re:Completely WRONG direction to take. (Score:3, Funny)
Moderation: +1 Mentions Linus
Re:Maybe this ain't so bad (Score:4, Funny)
Brezhnev, leader of the USSR, had just died, and so the staff of the paper was gathered to write up an article about his life, politics, death, etc. etc. Obviously, this would be front page news. The article was written quickly and easily enough, but the editorial staff argued for over 6 hours straight over whether or not to run it with the headline "HEAD RED DEAD."
Sadly, they decided against it.
Re:Maybe this ain't so bad (Score:5, Funny)
BOOK LACK IN ONGAR
While a student, working on the campus newspaper, some anarchists invaded the stage at the student theatre, the Bedlam. This let me write the priceless (to my 20 yo ears) headline:
BEDLAM ANARCHY CHAOS
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I once worked for a Flight Simulator company, who came up with a rather innovative solution to the problem of displaying lights, especially at simulated night-time. The simulators cockpits are basically surrounded by a big curved mirror, onto which the final rasterised image is projected, to give a wraparound view. The projectors were called SPX projectors.
They found that if they just put the lights into the rasterised image that was displayed on the mirror, it looked a bit rubbish - pixelated, aliased etc. So someone came up with the idea of plotting point lights during the flyback period - they could control the beam on the way back to show up to N points of light (by flicking the beam on momentarily). I forget what N was. It looked significantly better, which is important when you're training to fly at night, as pretty much all you can see are landing lights, so you notice if it looks bad.
Anyway, they came up with the term 'calligraphic' to describe this technique - something to with it the beam being used in a more analogue, continuous way, I guess.
The real reason was, of course, so they could give the product this name:
I apologise on their behalf.
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Re:God forbid... (Score:5, Funny)
I've written some headlines in my time; getting something to fit to the page, convey the meaning and (hopefully) be elegant is an art. The occasional pun is no bad thing.
I remember the story of a UK national newspaper sub-seditor who had a headline all made up in hot metal which sat above his head for on a wall for years on the off-chance that the suitable event occurred. It never did.
The event? He wanted Michael Foot (labour party leader) to be put in charge of the organisation monitoring IRA decommissioning.
The headline?
Foot Heads Arms Body.
Ah well.
Too Bad (Score:3, Funny)
Re:God forbid... (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:This is a good thing (Score:3, Funny)
And all 87 of those people live in Quebec.
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Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious