Paul Allen's Microsoft Experience 515
theodp writes "Just in case Microsoft bashers don't have enough ammo, Robert X. Cringely has a couple of interesting tales in this week's column. The first explains how Bill Gates used Paul Allen's moonlighting at MITS to justify awarding himself 64% of Microsoft's stock vs. Allen's 36% (and Gates' failure to adjust the shares after he accepted a $10/hour part-time MITS job). The second heart-warming tale concerns a conversation Allen reportedly overheard late one night (as he was finishing up DOS 2.0) between Gates and Steve Ballmer discussing how to get Allen's Microsoft stock back if the Hodgkins disease Allen was battling killed him. Yikes."
Now, Knowing this... (Score:5, Funny)
Guilt (Score:5, Funny)
Couple that with the fact that Ballmer is clearly a psychopath (*ducks*) and the Gates-Ballmer leadership looks quite scary. Microsoft truly are evil.
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Considered submitting something like this on Apr 1 (Score:5, Funny)
When asked for comment, Slashdot posters likened the news to an extension of Microsoft's embrace-and-extend methodology that the company applies to product development. "We won't be duped by this one, we can't let Microsoft to develop a monopoly on sarcastic and derisive commentary." Other posters used lots of exclamation points and mixed caps, and thus were excluded from this press release.
(It's a joke guys, I'm not intending this as flamebait
Bring back the pink! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Question for someone knowledgable (Score:4, Funny)
Let me guess... you're the one tagging this story as gay?
Re:The man has $15 billion with a "b" dollars (Score:2, Funny)
We should take it from him, somehow.
Re:flamebate? (Score:5, Funny)
Wow, you must really hate Microsoft.
Re:flamebate? (Score:3, Funny)
That's great! (Score:2, Funny)
I have this story about, um, Richard Stallman... or maybe Linus Torvalds. I am not staking my reputation on the accuracy of the story, but I am saying I have it from two good sources. I'll just throw it out for you to consider. Ready? Here it goes:
So there was this goat, right? One night... [please visit my blog for the rest!]
Re:Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Question for someone knowledgable (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yikes??!! (Score:2, Funny)
They are known as lawyers.
Re:Gates gave us opensource. (Score:5, Funny)
I think you've got your pink glasses on there, mate.
My name is Paul Allen.... (Score:2, Funny)
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Even better: (Score:2, Funny)
Really? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Character assassination (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Now, Knowing this... (Score:3, Funny)
I think that's because he got the little car. [angelfire.com] Fittingly, I got the boot.
Standing in line at a drive-in window (Score:3, Funny)
I got a kick out of this:
I did that once myself. I didn't want to drive across the street from my office to the Taco Bell late one night so I just walked. It turned out that only the drive-through was open. So I took my turn between the cars standing in line. It took about half an hour before I got to the front of the line. I felt a bit idiotic standing there.
I never saw or heard of anyone else doing that until now.
I also used to regularly go through the drive-up line in the bank on my bicycle. But that didn't feel quite as wierd as standing in line at Taco Bell.
Re:Now, Knowing this... (Score:2, Funny)
You said it. Fundamentalist capitalists are even more annoying than fundamentalist Christians.
Re:A lot of this is old news (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Guilt (Score:1, Funny)
Couple that with the fact that Ballmer is clearly a psychopath (*ducks*)
Did you duck fast enough to avoid the flying chair ?
Bill Gates, Son of Sam, Prince of the Darkness (Score:1, Funny)
So evil is Bill Gates the polygamist child abuser cannibal. The fight to defeat him and his forces of darkness will be a difficult one, since every Windows disk is a horcrux which contains a split part of his soul, so the Gates of Hell cannot be destroyed until every single Windows installation of the world is replaced. However, all Windows installations are protected from removal by means of powerful marketing charms and those who tried to ban Windows have been obliterated by unstoppable hexes.
Only when sandal geeks start reading Harry Potter instead of The LoTR can we close the Gates of Hell and vanquish the Dark lord forever.
And if you believe any of the above then you are a gullible open sourced money-hating pseudo-anarcho-communist fanatic, which is even worse than being a taleban jihadist! Shame on you for reading...
No, we'll all be riding ponies (Score:3, Funny)
Nah, the Chinese will wake up to find they've go nothing but paper back by nothing but oil, without oil they've only got paper! We'll all be driving through the MacDonalds on our magic pink ponies, silly.
"I'll have a Big Mac, Large Fries and a Tinkerbell will have a bail of straw".
"Trott up to the Window, Please Mr Taco"
The pony in front lifts its tail and takes a dump.
"Oh and add a chocolate milk shake to my order"