UNICORN T-SHIRTS!!! LOL!!!

realgirl58 writes " i found the best UNICORN T-SHIRTS!!! on this website today!!! LOL!!! they have some with pictures of rainbows with some of hte unicorns!!! Watch out tho because the musics on that page is stupid!! KELLY CLARKSON IS MY AMERICAN IDOL!!! LOL LOL!! But ace is realy cute hee hee... if you read this text me ace LOLLOL JK HEHEHEHEHE ok i hafta logoff BYE!!!"

hmm

[racebit]

Nothing turns me on like a horny unicorn

Re:hmm

[schon]

a horny unicorn

Isn't that redundant?

I mean if it didn't have a horn, it would just be a horse, right?

Re:hmm

[Geoffreyerffoeg]

A unicorn! A unicorn! My kingdom for a unicorn! ...Without a horn, please.

Re:hmm

[p4ul13]

Funny you should mention horny unicorns [stuckeyandmurray.com] (NSFW or good taste)

fp

[jrmcferren]

first post mod me up it's april fools day

Re:fp

[DerGeist]

Someone already tried that. Now it's just an old joke.

We hate those here at slashdot.

Especially since in Soviet Russia, a (running Linux?) beowulf cluster of new overlords welcome YOU!

Re:fp

[jrmcferren]

they modded me up, psst, mod me up again

better unicorn link

[selfdiscipline]

http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF024AD Unicorn.jpg [70.86.201.113]

april fools days are one thing

[diadem]

but do you really have to show a giant pink cock on a mouseclick without a not safe for work warning?

Re:april fools days are one thing

[sprins]

...show a giant pink cock...

Geesh, now you're exaggerating! It's not that big a cock.

But it sure is pink!

Re:april fools days are one thing

[wwwillem]

without a not safe for work warning

Hey buddy, it's Saturday. There is no boss today, or did your mum look over your shoulder and was she shocked. :)

Re:april fools days are one thing

[Stile 65]

Some of us work weekends, whether it's NOC-type shift work, or whether it's just extra work that needs to be done because hey, we're geeks, and we make the world go 'round.

I'm in a NOC with half a dozen people sitting around me and not even cubicle divisions for privacy. They don't say anything about me reading Slashdot, and haven't yet made any funny comments about me reading some pink website all day, but I'm sure glad nobody was looking when a cartoon cock popped up on my screen.

Re:april fools days are one thing

[Rakshasa Taisab]

Seriously... At work and you're browsing a _very_ pink /. site and clicked on a link to a site selling UNICORN T-SHIRT's.

A penis would only help improve your abysmal image at work, even in the form of an unicorn's phallic symbol.

Re:april fools days are one thing

[Sigma 7]

Seriously... At work and you're browsing a _very_ pink /. site and clicked on a link to a site selling UNICORN T-SHIRT's.

I work in a call center with a low activity level.

While Jokes and Hoaxes are one thing, plopping a Goatse image in a non-descript link is against all ethics - it gets modded down on this forum. The same should apply to the not-safe-for-work articles that were posted.

At the very least, this should have been in a subsection rather than spamming the main page.

Now, if the /. editors are al

Re:april fools days are one thing

[Bing Tsher E]

Sounds to me like you have a terrible job and are just taking it out on all of us with your sour attitude.

Smile! :) :) :)

Re:april fools days are one thing

[Jopop]

I guess headbanging will never be the same..

Re:april fools days are one thing

[GeekyMike]

I was reading slashdot with my kids in the room,way to go editor, real damn funny, whats next, goatse or tubgirl with a link reading carebears or something?

KW

[ivan kk]

I like how some people have at least a semi interesting/insightful thing to say to karma whore on april 1st. I don't. MOD ME UP

This is not funny

[andersbergh]

Is this supposed to be funny? It's not fun at all.

Re:This is not funny

[oiper]

Seriously. WTH is going on?

Look Slashdot's Pony Style is working

[technoextreme]

Guess who posted the story. A real girl. Wooot... Female readership has all ready doubled.

Actually I was wrong....

[technoextreme]

Guess who posted the story. A real girl. Wooot... Female readership has all ready doubled.

Actually I was wrong. Realgirl58 isn't even a real user. Oddly enough though Slashdot's pink cutsy way of attracting females is working. Unfortunately, they are complaining about the sexism.

It has..

[improfane]

It has.. It has...something disturbing on its head.. It has..

OMG UNICORNS ARE T3H CUTEST! Vote for them!

[m50d]

http://slashdot.org/pollBooth.pl?qid=1336 [slashdot.org]

Obvious questions...

[__aaclcg7560]

Does a chick come free with every T-shirt? What's up with the mutuated horn? Inquiring minds want to know!

Don't you ever, ever, ever do that again.

[ettlz]

Especially after you rejected that story I submitted with a Goatse link.

Not Entirely Safe for Work

[CGP314]

OMG NSFW! You are firox0rd! LOL!

-CGP [colingregorypalmer.net]

If i wanted shit like this...

[scenestar]

I would've logged in to myspace. Cut the shit, I want some goddamn IT

ZOMG

[caffeination]

l0l wot a fagot u r dis is da shit ur jus jelass coz r new site is betta dan ur gay old shasldot n neway wot u got against mysapce? mysapce is da gr8est, proly even betta dan maddox, n maddox rulz, sept wen he h8ed on u2, dey r da gr8est, liek bono is gna save da world wiv his ritechas music n fund raisins. n neway uniorn tshitrs r IT, cos liek, u gotta use machnies and computers 2 produse dem, s2pid!

Re:ZOMG

[Seta]

What's that Lassy?! Timmy fell down the well?! Dear god! Someone call an excorsist, three horses, a priest, and get me a bottle of marshmallow fluff! Pronto!

Re:ZOMG

[Jugalator]

Umm.. Congrats for the +5 Insightful on that one. Must be a new Slashdot record. :-)

Re:If i wanted shit like this...

[Jetekus]

Wow... someone didn't get laid last night.

Oh sorry... forgot what site we're on...

Women in computing

[DebbaDog]

I just went to a conference on women in technology. This post does not bode well for their future. When I realized it was a April Fool's joke, I admit I got a kick out of it. We (the men) won't see women enter the tech world until we take them seriously. Pink and ponies is not taking them seriously. The ultimate April Fool's joke that Slashdot could do? The ultimate irony? They chose women in technology.

Re:Women in computing

[Corlawc]

I completely agree. I, and several of my female engineering friends, have been reading Slashdot for a long time now. Though I do find it funny, I will admit that I find it somewhat disconcerting to have the gender balance thrown in my face. Yes, I am a female techno-geek, but my least favorite color is pink and unicorns are for children. Good joke, bad taste.

Re:Women in computing

[caffeination]

This is a joke about pre-pubescent female myspacers. You think that counts as women in IT? WITTY REPARTEE

So far today: gays, women. Anyone else want to step up to the plate? As a scholarly-successful white middle-class secular heterosexual male European student, I have no concept of sensitivity, and I'm dishing out teh pwnage to other successful white middle-class people who think they're going to let their stupid bitching ruin a perfectly good April 1st.

Re:

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Re:Women in computing

[caffeination]

LOL!

Re:Women in computing

[Ima Cow]

This is a pretty funny April Fools joke. Partially because this kind of attitude/behavour is currently so prevalent. While it is disparaging to women, it is more of a satirical commentary on current society, an unfortunate aspect of society. Females are discouraged to go into any of the sciences. I have had relatives tell me "Why are you in engineering, isn't that a guy thing? That would be too hard for you." That was said to me *not* in jest. This April Fools joke is in done in good humor, so don't

Re:Women in computing

[ObsessiveMathsFreak]

Pink and ponies is not taking them seriously.

Yet there are multinational companies that make billions by selling these concepts wholesale to young girls all over the world. Often these are the very same companies that sell GI Joe dolls to young boys.

The question here is why absorbsion with pink and unicorns is derided in an adult, whereas continued obsession with violence, guns and GI Joe dolls is not only accepted, but even looked upon as a virtue?

Why is one child taught that their play is derisable, and t

Re:Women in computing

[corrosive_nf]

G.I. Joe was NOT a doll. He was an action figure.

Just two questions

[emakinen]

Guys. Just two questions: What have you been eating and where can I get it from?

OMG OMG OMG

[gEvil (beta)]

OMG!!! P3N1S!!!

No good

[wetfeetl33t]

I just sustained significant brain damage just reading Slashdot today. I think this new Slashdot is beginning to rot my brain faster than TV! LOL

This would never make digg

[RayMetz100]

I hope this has something to do with April fools, because it lowers my opinion of SD. Cute t-shirts, but not a slashdot quality link.

Re:This would never make digg

[saskboy]

"I hope this has something to do with April fools"

You're new around here aren't you?

Every year since at least 2002 Slashdot has run April Fool's stories, especially to attract comments such as yours. It's Cmrd Taco trolling you. The best gag I can remember is the Evil Bit story.

This is low brow for slashdot.

[jellomizer]

This is the type of stuff I would expect in a link from a comment. But for a Slashdot Story it is pretty lowbrow even for Slashdot. For a site that is internationally know for tech news, to have a link like that part of the main story is not that good of an idea. Even for April 1

Meh.

[moogleii]

Meh.

Unicorn shirts?

[dr_dank]

O RLY [photobucket.com]?

Missing step found

[slavemowgli]

1. Create a Cafépress shop based on a random, idiotic idea.
2. Submit a story to Slashdot on April Fool's Day, where apparently every crappy submission is posted, so that hordes of people will look at your shop - and some will actually buy your stuff, too.
3. Profit!!!

Seriously, though... dear Slashdot editors, has anyone ever told you that April Fool's jokes are supposed to be FUNNY? Look it up...

Re:

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Re:Missing step found

[adolfojp]

This penis unicorn page has existed for ages, and I really doubt that they ever thought that they would be on slashdot.

Re:Missing step found

[Bing Tsher E]

Yes, and the 'April Fools' aspect of the page is only amplfied by the fact that a whole bunch of slashdot 'regulars' will now order the t-shirt. Their moms will force them to return the shirts (her credit card number and all, ya know.) April Fools! on the people running the page, who thought they were gonna make a mint by it being posted on slashdot.

But ...

[Cyburbia]

OMG do they run LINUX????????>>???questionmark??? Linux is too haaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!! Apple 4-EV-R!!!!11!!!

tags

[starman97]

Why is the word 'gay' in all the aprilfools tags?
I dont see anything particularly gay about the posts, juvenile, yes, but gay?

Re:tags

[TeknoHog]

It's probably the pink stylesheet that some people associate with being gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that ;)

Re:tags

[starman97]

Seems more like a preteen girls stylesheet.

www.digg.com

[Anonymous Coward]

If you want to read news go to www.digg.com

They upgraded their forums finally so now there is little reason continue reading Slashdot

Re:www.digg.com

[gnud]

And instead of being modded down, he's modded funny. Ah, ./!

Does anyone remember Kuro5hin when husi began?

[themusicgod1]

Does this sound farmilliar at all?
For those not in the know, there's a somewhat similar site to slashdot called Kuro5hin [kuro5hin.org], and a bunch of people from k5 fucked off and created a competing site, called husi (no Url because it sucks). Back when husi first started there were a whole bunch of messages very much like this one plastered on k5. coincidence? Or mabye this is just a standard guerilla warfare tactic of modern companies?

afternoon delight

[stak]

This seems right in line:
http://threadless.com/product/157/Afternoon_Deligh t [threadless.com]

A REAL girl?

[Opportunist]

Lemme be the guy to ask the obvious question:

What're you wearing right now?

KELLY CLARKSON

[deathguppie]

I didn't actually know who she was.. then I found pictures.. man she has a big nose :0)

Not what I was expecting

[jaymzter]

I'm not sure if this is a new low or new *high*, but it's certainly not what I was expecting. I don't think I'll ever look at a unicorn the same again.
Oh yeah, since it's April Fool's Day, can I be excused for saying they'll never get ahead with pictures like that? It certainly gives a new meaning to the phrase getting some head!

CmdrTaco hunted down; brutaly torchered

[schwal]

After turning slashdot pink, CmdrTaco was hunted by an angry mob of geeks and "Given a taste of his own caffinated beverage." Reports indicate that he was forced to wach slashdot refresh at a seisure inducing rate with his eyelids propped open, all the while his eyes were slowly being gouged with hot soldering irons. When one member of the mob was asked if the treatment was a bit cruel, he responded asking "Have you SEEN the site today?" Cowboyneal was not avalible for comment.

Forget a UNICORN T-shirt...

[FusionDragon2099]

I want a UNICRON T-shirt.

So unexpected.

[Barret VII]

I was simply browsing my Google homepage, forgetting what day it is, when I see this and "OMG GOOGLE ROMANCE 3 3 3!!!" and I just started XDing. What a great mood lifter.

I can't take anymore!

[teckfrek]

OK, I have two teenage daughters and we just left California to get away from this ... /. used to be my santuary, not it's my asylum ... bah!!!

Re:I can't take anymore!

[HighBit]

You left California to get away from shirts with unicorn penises?

desu~

[soupforare]

/b/ has invaded slashdot, apparently

Yeah...

[richie2000]

I kinda figured CmdrTaco would finally reveal his true and inner self if we just waited long enough. So we waited. Oh, how we waited, my precious.

But strangely, it doesn't really feel like it was worth the wait...

scwhiiing!

[binarybum]

sure he looks handsome now, but it's not like he can keep that thing up all day. I bet it looks pretty silly when it's flopping about in front of his eyes.

APRIL FOOLS!

[Eideteker]

APRIL FOOLS!

haha

[hyperform]

these were actually designed by a friend of mine. i'm very amused you found it.

OMGOMGOMG

[bmecoli]

i want to ride one right away! XD

But would this be...

[Omestes]

A UNIPORN?!

Oh... wait... OMG!!!1 PoNies!!!

Thanks...

That was "gay", in the nonduragatory, original definition way.