CUTEST WEB SITE EVER DISCOVERED!!!

ToeSocks06 writes "The cutest site i've ever or youve ever seen is this one CLICK IT NOW LOL!!! because they have the cutest pictures you will ever see :) :) :) Like hamsters wearing SO CUTE hats and so many kittens zomg i love kitties especially that brown one i hope they show him with hats to LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Ok I gottta go now bye!!!"

Time to Overload the Cute!

[Kelson]

I don't know how much traffic Cute Overload gets, but judging by the number of large images on their home page, I think they're about to get overloaded themselves...

Kittens?!

[Sartak]

Slashdot is getting better by the minute!

OMG WTF BBQ

[jrockway]

FIRST POST.

(Can I get modded up for that on a day like today?)

I bet cuteoverload.com...

[DaveM753]

never thought they'd get slashdotted.

You Know

[Dante Shamest]

We can add slashdot to that site now.

So, how many were expecting....

[masterzora]

So how many people were expecting the "cutest site ever" link to be goatse?

Slashdotting

[pjameson]

Okay guys, at least popular tech sites can be prepared for slashdotting, but to bring fiery servers to random "cute" sites on the internet, this is one cruel april fools prank for someone out there.

My only fear....

[tktk]

... is that today's articles will be duped next week.

Tomorrow's Headline...

[Winlin]

Tens of thousands of geeks have been found in what appear to be diabetic comas. Doctors are baffled.

Slashdot Fanboy Index -- March 2006 Edition

[Anonymous Coward]

Declining

BSD Fanboys (-50) -- Half of the small number of posts in the BSD section are arguments with trolls, and the other half is the same tired "BSD is more stable" stuff from 10 years ago. Apparently there's nothing else to talk about. BSD Fanboys are Dying!

OpenOffice/ODF Fanboys (-75) -- Trying to get excited about a word processor format is difficult. Especially when said word processor sucks.

Linux Desktop Fanboys (-85) -- The last person to virulently believe that KDE or Gnome was critical to the future of desktop computing switched back to Windows on Thursday.

Neutral

AMD Fanboys (0) -- It turns out that saving a few bucks on an off-brand CPU is a religious experience, not unlike Dianetics. Who knew?

Ascending

Nintendo Fanboys (+30) -- Imagine a video game controller which you can swing around like a wand. Now imagine a 30 year old man, wearing nothing but Mario Bros Underoos, swinging said controller around. Happy days are here again!

Firefox Fanboys (+40) -- Now that the price-fixing RAM Cartel has been broken up, the sky's the limit for Firefox.

Apple Fanboys (+100) -- A six month Vista delay equals six more months of free trolling!

Missing In Action

Matrox Fanboys (?) -- Would the last guy who brags about the superior image quality of his G400MAX please stand up?

Amiga Fanboys (?) -- I guess proprietary 500Mhz G4 hardware and a 20 year old OS isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Windows Fanboys (?) -- What's the fun of being a Alterate OS fanboy if we don't have you guys to kick around? Please come back!

Um...

[Perseid]

These stories give me the idea that this is what the admins here are always like and this is their only chance to show their true selves.

So I really think we should...

NO CARRIER

Re:Very cute, but...

[HABITcky]

No, you can't have a pony. [zawodny.com]

OMG We Slashdotted CmdrTaco

[thegreenbandit]

Beaten by your own site, eh?

NOT EVEN April 1st YET!

[artemis67]

The pink makeover must be for real.

Helloooo, Brokeback Website...

Re:Slashdotting

[barefootgenius]

"but to bring fiery servers to random "cute" sites on the internet, this is one cruel april fools prank for someone out there."

I don't know about that. They seem to be holding up so far. Maybe we should all have spent more time in Home Economics.

Aw... I love you man. OMG! Ponies!!!!

[IronTeardrop]

Lighten up, Francis. It's only one day a year.

OMG!!! You /.'d the kitties!!!

[AngryNick]

There is blood and little bits of fur everywhere. The poor little guys didn't even see it coming.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY CMDRTACO!!! KITTY KILLER!!!

For heaven's sake, someone get a mirror up before the cute little baby ducks become part of the carnage too.

Re:It's "Gay"

[Anonymous Coward]

Damn straight. Mod parent up!

Re:I bet cuteoverload.com...

[mfh]

never thought they'd get slashdotted.

Yeah but they also never thought /. would finally come out of the closet, either.

Re:So, how many were expecting....

[Anonymous Coward]

I certainly was...
I have been hit by goatse in clever and unexpected ways several times now, so I am perpetually wary...

Tom, is that you?

[Siffy]

Come out of the closet... We have ponies! Like, OMG!

Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree.

[springbox]

I recommend Stuff On My Cat [stuffonmycat.com]! Cute and funny!

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[fbjon]

Indeed, "lohl" it is. Try it with a Schwarzenegger accent, and you'll find it really shines:

Whea is maah pohnee??? Ah need mah quut leetul pohnee OhMG LOOOOhL <3 ya ohkay see yoo on MaahSpace

Sorry if I ruined any and all future Arnold-action flicks for everyone.

Cmdr Taco got slashdotted

[sarcasticfrench]

haha cmdr taco's site got slashdotted. it's been loading for about 5 minutes!! Now THAT's funny: a slashdot admin's site getting slashdotted. lol.

p.s. cmdr taco's one is the second link.

The best thing

[phorm]

Would be if "everyone" got April 1 mod points. Oh the chaos!

In the meantime, you can always take advantage of +1 funny :-)

Re:You want cute?

[stor]

"Shut up and smoke this... it's The Law" --Bill Hicks

Cheers
Stor

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[MrNougat]

"LOL" is a written - not spoken - word. Attempting to speak it is as rediculous as trying to spell a specific fart.

With that, let the fart-spelling commence.

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[Crizp]

pt... frh... ptfBRAAAAAAaaahfffft!

Excuse me....

[Nick Driver]

...while I go and dig my eyeballs out with a fork.

I think I won't be back to Slashdot until at least Sunday evening.

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[kryten_nl]

I don't have a teenage girl handy to ask.

I've got one tied up in the basement, but can't be bothered...

April Fool's

[Dpaladin]

I think it would be great if, next April Fool's day, /. turned into a fake news site that only posted news about Google and Linux. That would be so off-the-wall and unusual!

Nothing is cuter than...

[Cinder6]

Nothing is cuter than this site [uglyoverload.com].

Kittens just rule

[schlumpf_louise]

The pink, love hearts & ponies .... kinda offensive.

The "LOL!!! OMG!!!! !!!!!" & jokes about women .... kinda offensive.

The kittens .... oh so very cute! look at the puddy cats! awww....

Infinite Kittens and Mod Points

[twitter]

Here's all the pussy you ever wanted but were afraid to ask for [ratemykitten.com]. Look and mod to your hart's content.

Re:The pronunciation of "LOL"

[freeweed]

Attempting to speak it is as rediculous as

Or, apparently as RIDICULOUS as trying to spell English words correctly.

Since it's April 1st, can I beat you mercilessly with a club until you remove that annoying fucking E from a word which never is spelled with an E, doesn't sound in the least like it has an E in it, and hell, just the presence of the E makes the Universe tremble in terror?

Sorry.

I really hate people who can't spell that word.

ha ha... their answer to slashdot...

[advocate_one]

CO Discovered by /. Nerds

OMG! Like the emotionally stunted Slashdot Fanboys (pictured below) have totally discovered Cute Overload. W00t!

Since they're all l33t hax0rs, who are smarter than all of us combined, we should relinquish the comments and let them debate:

1. Why Microsoft sux!

2. Why you are so lame for not encoding your music to Ogg Vorbis. What a luser! You probably listen to Brittany anyway, so what's the point.

3. Why Jerry Taylor is, like, a total dick.

4. How you should delete Windoze and install FC5. It's like totally easy to use.

5. Some endlessly stupid circular argument that got started because one of their egos is as delicate as a butterfly fart.

So everyone put away their My Little Pony dolls and pop an Anime disc in your DVD, because the comments sections are going to be worthless until the Slashdot Effect passes.

Then again, if you're really nice and bat your eyelashes, you can probably convince one of these guys to fix your WiFi connection. (You, like, totally should be running WPA2 security. *snort* *snort*)

And for every Fanboy that buys a t-shirt, we'll set you up on your first date. LOL!