Diebold Threatens Wary Voting Clerk 632
An anonymous reader writes "From the Salt Lake Tribune: a wary county clerk called in BlackBoxVoting.org to test the integrity of Diebold voting fraud machines, part of a recent $27 million statewide purchase (to make sure that only the "Right" candidates win). Diebold goon says machines are now jinxed and it may cost up to $40,000 to fly in a company witch-doctor to make sure there were no warranty violations. Since EVERY SINGLE VOTER who uses these machines is a potential hacker looking to alter election results, why is Diebold so concerned? "
Why are they concerned? (Score:5, Funny)
Because if every single voter gets to hack the election results, then it's be a fair election. Duh!
January 20, 2009: President Stallman took the oath of office today, after the GNU/ESR ticket (GNU's Not United-states!) narrowly beat the Gates/Ballmer team campaign in an election that stunned the ruling Demopublican coalition...
Suddenly I don't feel bad my stories are rejected (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Huh? (Score:5, Funny)
Next time, maybe he should try just pasting the first paragraph of the article like everyone else does.
Re:Huh? (Score:4, Funny)
In other news (Score:1, Funny)
What the hell Taco?!?! (Score:4, Funny)
I just picture Taco in a bathrobe and slippers shuffling into "Slashdot Central" when Zonk and the others are out of the room and sitting down and submitting articles until they come back in, slap his hand and lead him back to his room to up his medications.
Put down the submit key! PUT IT DOWN!
Re:Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:At least you're not showing an bias. (Score:4, Funny)
Is...that dry?
I mean, don't crabs live underwater? I suppose, technically, dead crabs don't live underwater. But they do sit there, you know, underwater.
Which is wet.
Re:At least you're not showing an bias. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:what does it matter? (Score:3, Funny)
Just look at one of today's headlines on CNN [cnn.com]
As I write this, there is a video item on the front page titled:
"Electrified fanny packs shock unruly students"
I'd be surprised to see that on the BBC.
how can he possibly win? (Score:3, Funny)
That just depends on how good of a coder he is and how well he hid his backdoors now doesn't it?
Unless he spent all his time just rigging it once, not to be able to do it when he wanted. Maybe he put some cool eastereggs in and in 2008 Fidel Castro will win in Florida!
It's NEVADA! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Huh? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The system is ingenious (Score:2, Funny)
ignore me (Score:1, Funny)
"First what they do is print confusing ballads in florida to turn people against paper ballets
See, the ballads were printed in a confusing way so that the orchestra members have to keep skipping around between measures when reading the score.
The odd arrangement caused a huge amount of disconnect between the members and the result was cacophony. The audience had expected to see a "paper" ballet performance - a type of puppet stage show. Due to the noted factors, this emerging artform was met with harsh critical scorn.
Oh yeah, and all this happened in
Re:What the hell Taco?!?! (Score:3, Funny)
I think you misspelled world of warcraft.