Microsoft's Not So Happy Family 586
D.A. Zollinger writes "Reports from Redmond are that Microsoft Employees are not happy with the double delay of Windows and Office being pushed back into 2007. EETimes is reporting that some Microsoft employees are calling for the termination of several top managers Including Brian Valentine, Jim Allchin, and Steve Ballmer for the delay debacle. The report references a blog by Who da'Punk, an anonymous Microsoft employee who asks, where's the accountability for failure? So far the blog entry has generated over 350 comments from Microsoft insiders and outsiders."
Headless chicken (Score:4, Funny)
"I'm going to fucking kill Microsoft!"
HURL!
THUD!
SPLAT!
Actually though, chopping the head off the chicken might seem like a good idea at the time until you realise its the arsehole that becomes the new leader.
Re:Headless chicken (Score:5, Funny)
???
Or did you mean, funny day to be a fly on the wall in Ballmers office, but bad day to be a chair?
Ballmer Replies! (Score:5, Funny)
"I've done it before and I'll do it again," he said. "Anonymity has no place at Microsoft."
Make no mistake (Score:5, Funny)
So help him not. Cheer Balmer instead. He's our real ally in this fight.
Re:Headless chicken (Score:5, Funny)
What do you think the fly is going to get hit with?
This just in... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Headless chicken (Score:5, Funny)
What do you think the fly is going to get hit with?
You see, I've once killed a mosquito with an overhead swing of an axe. I'm a clumsy oaf, but so far my accuracy with axes against insects is 100% (1/1). Now, considering that the smallest throwable thing in an office is a lot wider than an axe's blade, I believe that Ballmer can make it.
His office is pretty big, so he has at least as many tries as he has chairs.
Only on thing for it (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Headless chicken (Score:4, Funny)
Now as for who tore the wall out and what sort of chair was used in that process, I haven't the slightest idea.
Re:Shareholders (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, right. Motivational as in "all leave is cancelled until morale improves", or "we'll keep firing people until you ship product"
Unless it's all part of the Linux master plan...
Terminate? (Score:5, Funny)
Doesn't that qualify as a death threat?
Re: Bad Engineers (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Headless chicken (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Headless chicken (Score:5, Funny)
If you could get rid of bugs by throwing chairs at them, Ballmer could have shipped Vista years ago.
Re:Now that's just silly (Score:4, Funny)
Azareus.
Re:How much process is too much? (Score:2, Funny)
Microspeak? (Score:5, Funny)
With the convergence of high-tech media, this holiday season would have been an explosive nodal point to get Vista out for a compounded effect.
This is why MS can't seem to get it done. They have people working there who ACTUALLY talk like this! I mean, seriously, can anyone translate that sentence into English, please?
Re:Where Future? (Score:3, Funny)
Heh, speak for yourself!
-b
Re: Bad Engineers (Score:3, Funny)
So what you're saying... is that Ballmer is an angry Klingon? Thanks, that makes his actions make so much more sense.
He's French (Score:3, Funny)
I assure you he is French, not Italian.
Advertising will be horrid (Score:3, Funny)
ian
Re: Bad Engineers (Score:3, Funny)
Re:MiniMSFT is a punk coward (Score:3, Funny)
And you're Don Giovanni. And I'm the Magic Flute.
Re:It's unfortunate (Score:3, Funny)
Ah ha! Microsoft will finally be forced to embrace Wine!
Re:Now that's just silly (Score:3, Funny)