Fleischmann to Work on Commercial Fusion Heater 245
deeptrace writes "California company D2Fusion has announced they are hiring Dr. Martin Fleischmann (of 'Pons and Fleischmann' fame). The company belives that they can produce a commercial fusion based home heating prototype within a year. They are also looking at other applications, such as using it as a heat source for a commercially available Stirling electrical generator."
Fusion in a year... (Score:1, Funny)
Will it explode (Score:3, Funny)
What? April 1st already? (Score:5, Funny)
Fleishman has balls (Score:2, Funny)
This is smart. (Score:2, Funny)
Who would you hire, one of the hundred or so people who couldn't do it, even though they followed the protocols to the letter?
Re:...Fusion in a ... year? (Score:5, Funny)
Fusion ? (Score:5, Funny)
Perhaps it will fuse hydrogen atoms with oxygen atoms - after all, no one said anything about nuclear fusion, now did they ?-)
D2O from the tap? (Score:1, Funny)
have to shower with heavy water?
Fusion power in your home (Score:3, Funny)
And if you consider intermediary methods of storing energy, fusion power for home heating goes back much further [vt.edu].
Proposed device name: (Score:2, Funny)
Sans Nuclear And Killing Energy Overly Induced Liquid
power unit.
Play it? (Score:2, Funny)
The Fuel Comparison Chart (Score:2, Funny)
Check it out. It's suddenly eased my mind. For a minute I thought it was a scam, until I saw the milk float.
Home heating by fusion power - here already (Score:5, Funny)
It's a south facing window.
peer review (Score:2, Funny)
I'm concerned about all this excess helium. (Score:4, Funny)
Do you know what your helium footprint is?
Are you producing excess helium with your basement fusion unit just so you can run your massively overclocked Intel Macintosh on your zero refresh time flat screen monitor at enough frames per second to keep you alive in Duke Nukem Forever?
What about all that helium produced when you're charging up your jet pack or opening the wormhole to your new office in Tokyo?
We're producing so much helium now that that the earth is lighter than its ever been! People are speaking in high pitched voices remote regions of New Jersey, and there are reports of rain falling up! Soon, we could see the earth become light enough that its mass is no longer in balance with its speed and our orbit of the sun increases, causing a new ice age! And its your fault! Stop the madness, burn fossil fuels.
Re:Mayonnaise? (Score:3, Funny)
Uh oh, they're on to us!!!! (Score:3, Funny)
If you know what's good for you, you'll shut up before our Men in Black [wikipedia.org] grab you and shove you through the nearest Stargate [cassiopaea.org]!
Re:Is that company publicly traded? (Score:3, Funny)