Great Hacks and Pranks Of Our Time 315
Luther Blissett writes "There's a history of pranks and hacks in the year-end issue of the Economist, including MIT hacks, the Bonsai Kitten, and the Pentagon hack by my favorite, Abbie Hoffman." From the article: "At Harvard's neighbour, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, 'hacks', as the MIT crowd calls them, are more serious. So serious, in fact, that in 2003 the institute's best hacks were assembled in a 178-page book, 'Nightwork'. The pranks at MIT tend to be feats of engineering. They are positively encouraged, because they teach students to work in teams, solve complex problems and, sometimes, get a message across. Mr Peterson's book includes an 11-point code for pranksters: leave no damage, do not steal, do not drop things off a building without a ground crew, and so on. In Cambridge, Massachusetts, at least, student pranks have become an establishment activity."
prank, you say ? (Score:3, Informative)
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Luther Blissett writes "There's a history of pranks and hacks [economist.com] in the year-end issue of the Economist, including MIT hacks [caltechvsmit.com], the Bonsai Kitten [snopes.com], and the Pentagon [mjt.org] hack by my favorite, Abbie Hoffman [wikipedia.org]." From the article: "At Harvard's neighbour, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, 'hacks', as the MIT crowd calls them, are more serious. So serious, in fact, that in 2003 the institute's best hacks were assembled in a 178-page book, 'Nightwork'. The pranks at MIT tend to be feats of engineering. They are positively encouraged, because they teach students to work in teams, solve complex problems and, sometimes, get a message across. Mr Peterson's book includes an 11-point code for pranksters: leave no damage, do not steal, do not drop things off a building without a ground crew, and so on. In Cambridge, Massachusetts, at least, student pranks have become an establishment activity."
Re:prank, you say ? (Score:3, Informative)
football (soccer) star, whose name was picked (no idea why) by some
Italian prank/stunt pullers.
A quick google returns A BBC report on the matter [bbc.co.uk] and
the offical pranksters website [lutherblissett.net]
And of course (Score:5, Informative)
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Is Zonk asleep at the wheel? Perhaps a new game is being 'reviewed' while bad links are getting through unchecked.
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Waste of time...
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http://www.bonsaikitten.com/ [bonsaikitten.com]
I bought a bonsai kitten a couple of years ago, I'm a completely satisfied customer. Cute, unique, conversation starter.
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The Moon! - A Ridiculous Liberal Myth! (Score:5, Funny)
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
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The great whopper fiasco (Score:5, Funny)
Usually the Greeks banded together and block voted their person into office against a normally fractured off-campus crowd.
So for this particular election season a particular popular off-campus person was running for student council president. He was likely to be elected.
The ensuing rivalry from all accounts was as bitter as had been witnessed in a long time. Spying, dirty tricks, etc. were frequently reported.
The student newspaper had withheld judgement but it decided to print a negative article about the greeks' candidate the day before the election.
All was fair about this, it had been done plenty of times before...
But, this particular issue of the paper was different.
It had something incredibly desirable in it. That will be revealed a bit later...
So the day the paper was printed came upon the campus. The paper was delivered in the night to all the free locations all around the campus.
Now that particular day two intrepid mates of mine had a very early engineering class, something insane like 6:30 am, maybe 7am at the latest.
Irregardless of the eaxct early time, my friends went off to their class. While waiting for their class, that took a look at the paper.
Low-and-behold there was a coupon in it for two whoppers and two frys for two dollars at the local BK. Now that was great in and of itself, but what made this coupon incredibly desirable was that it didn't have an expiration date.
So, in a pure stroke of pure genious, my friends skipped class and rushed from building to building around campus grabbing all of the newspapers and stuffing them into their light blue rambler.
By all accounts they managed to grab a fast majority of the newspapers which had been distributed earlier that morning. And they did it without being detected.
Personally I knew none of this, I had no idea what my two friends had done.
By midday the fury of the off-campus people was at a boil. Obviously the greeks had stolen all of the newspapers. It was a conspiracy of the grandest nature.
Of course the greeks were at a loss over the entire matter.
The news of the greeks supposed theft traveled quickly and the next day the off-campus candidate was easily elected.
The bad feelings went on until the next year when the greeks probably took back the presidency, I don't remember. I just remember it took a long time for the bad feelings to go away.
A couple months after the election I happened to be over at my friends apartment and I was offered some BK coupons. I gladly accepted and was lead into one of my friend's bedroom. Lining the walls of this bedroom was the most awesome collection of the campus newspaper I had ever seen. Every wall was lined/stacked from floor to ceiling with newspapers.
I was personally provided a five foot high stack of papers.
I ate whoppers off of that stack for easily a year.
After six, or so, months it was funny to walk into the local BK and they would look at the coupon, see the correct address, and they would ask where I got it from since they hadn't seen one. High-turnover you see. This was before the days of laser printers, etc.
As far as I know this story has never been told in a public forum, but it actually happened.
Re:The great whopper fiasco (Score:5, Funny)
Ah a prank before our very eyes. A UNIVERSITY in ALABAMA?
A talking unicorn would've been more feasable.
You kid... (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:You kid... (Score:2)
#4 on who's hit list? The rooskies or the chinese? God, I can't believe such a "list" would be public knowledge and bandied about so casually. I don't suppose you can tell us you're #4 out of how many and who the other three are? ^_^
Re:The great whopper fiasco (Score:2)
Well, if it were a prank, it would be surprising, but taking a whole lot of freely available papers isn't much of a prank.
I'm sure the university is glad to be off the hook (Score:2)
Lemme guess -- math major?
Re:The great whopper fiasco (Score:2, Funny)
During one semester, when the atmosphere had become particularly tense, a friend of mine had an opinion piece published in the October edition of our sc
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Side note, at Auburn (the other University in Alabama), the student paper (The Plainsman) once had an insert with 2 free McDonald's Monopoly game pieces in it. The day the paper was distributed on campus, all copies were taken. If I recall correctly, the student responsible was discovered, but no crime had been committed because the paper was "free". This prompted
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That happens (Score:4, Funny)
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The best hack mentioned in the article... (Score:5, Interesting)
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http://www.globalprovince.com/caltech.htm [globalprovince.com]
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Caltech and the Rose Bowl (Score:5, Interesting)
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Skill? They mislead a cheerleader into giving them the code. Audacity, yes. For skill, see the 1984 prank where they remotely hacked the electronic scoreboard. As I recall they had to invent stuff to pull that one off.
Caltech pranks (Score:5, Interesting)
One example: Someone once poured a concrete barrier behind his door. An underclassman, catching wind of it, messed with the mix beforehand so that it wouldn't set properly and was easily removed.
My favorite, of course, is the group that disassembled a car and reassembled it inside the room, in working order.
Re:Caltech pranks (Score:2)
This Wikipedia blurb on Caltech pranks [wikipedia.org] mentions some of the more well-known RFs. And of course, when it comes to Caltech vs MIT [caltechvsmit.com] in pranks, Caltech rules!
Re:Caltech pranks (Score:3, Informative)
Caltech has a long tradition of pranks as well. Not sure if they still do it, and even these stories are second-hand, but senior ditch day was a tradition in which seniors would go off campus and booby-trap their rooms, while underclassmen tried to break in. Depending on the fiendishness of the defenses, the underclassmen would carry out various levels of pranks upon entering the room.
We still do it, though we give them puzzles to solve now too, so they can chose whether or not they want to break in the
Re:Caltech pranks (Score:2)
Wasn't that an episode of MacGyver?
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One of his classmates decided to go home to Huston the week before finals to spend time with his girlfriend. The other people in the building decided to leave a bit of a surprise for him to find upon his return.
He opened the door and saw that his room was now filled with about a foot of sand and, in the middle of the room, contained a room-height scale replica of an oil derek made from rebar.
Apare
Re:Caltech pranks (Score:2)
That's more than slightly unusual. If it opened in, I very much doubt his (or anyone else's) ability to open a door against a foot-thick layer of sand.
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It's a shame... (Score:3, Interesting)
But, I understand that a lot of pranking can easily get out of hand... still it's a shame.
Re:It's a shame... (Score:5, Interesting)
But urinating off the top of a 4 story dorm will get you booted.
They have to boot some people out to set an example. But they cant boot you out for something common, because they need the tuition....
Re:It's a shame... (Score:2)
I think it's more basic than that - it's unpredictability that scares people. Try something original and new and people will be shocked all over again, even if it's something much much less offensive than others that are tolerated (your four story urination vs. drunken brawl).
And don't forget the double standards. If a guy urinates off a building, people will frown. If a girl did it - they'd send her to counselling.
Agreed... (Score:5, Interesting)
I've been booted, I have to say that it's disrupted my entire life. It hasn't been a fun experience. I went to a small engineering college in Indiana. My sophomore year was the year that the Olsen twins were choosing where to go. At this time the fake CNN news generator was out.
We recieved an e-mail from admissions that the Olsen twins thing was a joke (apparently they had a huge issue with alumni believing this.) On the way home from dinner my roomates and I sketched "Welcome Olsens" into the snow on the lake in 30' letters. Then I thought it would be a funny prank if I photoshopped the Olsen twins in front of one of our buildings. [exstatic.org] It was a quick and dirty job. I never intended for anyone to believe it. Not to mention the best photo I had found had them in the wrong age frame.
Our school had a "allstudents" e-mail address, however it could only be accessed by a few people. In addition it required a *.instudent.*.edu address. I did some scanning and found some computers that were turned off at night. I spoofed my MAC address and sent out the e-mail from the person that had originally sent the "it's not true" e-mail.
Nothing. No e-mail recieved. Nothing. A week later the dean of students called me into his office. They suspected me of sending the e-mail. What happened was the attachment was too big and bounced back to the woman I spoofed. She freaked out and contacted computer services. I guess how they caught me was my computer requested an old IP address in the DHCP negotiation. The dean forwarded the case onto the "Computer Use Policy", their ruling was that I had committed a felony: identity theft [exstatic.org]
I put up a fake news story [exstatic.org] on my away message to relay what had happened to my friends. At this point I wasn't suspended, but I was on probation.
One day the DHCP servers went down, so I did what any intelligent person would do: I set everything up on manual. The way I had done it a year before when the SAME THING happened. I got a call from the dean again. I had violated my probation, I was stealing IP addresses [exstatic.org]. This has elevated my case, and I was suspended by the Dean. I appealed, but on my appeal there were a few more 'charges' than a fake e-mail and a stolen IP address. Somehow someone forwarded on the fake news story on to the dean; in addition a year before I was running BitchX on my shell account. I eventually went before all of the faculty to beg (literally) not to kick me out. Explain to a room full of very intelligent Ph D engineers that know very little about computers (other than the CS/CO teachers) how 'BitchX' is nothing more than a chat client, how manually assigning an IP address is not stealing it, etc.
However as some people have posted, anything alcohol related is overlooked. Indiana Excise Police busted a party 3 weeks before I was suspended, however nothing was ever in the papers about it. My sophomore year someone, drunk, used an entire fire exinguisher in our dorm. It set off the fire alarms and everyone was evactuated at 3 am. Nothing ever came of it than a slap on the wrist. Someone 'stole' a fork lift that had its keys left in it and rammed it into one of the monuments on campus. Again. Nothing happened. People fear computers.
It's still upsets me when I think about what I was kicked out of school for: An e-mail prank, a fake news story among friends, a stolen IP addresses, and an IRC client.
It has disrupted my entire life. My ex girlfriend and I had a hard time with the distance. I lost quite a few credits and had to repeat course
MIT Hacking (Score:5, Informative)
Not really.
The recent MIT administrations have a very two-faced policy toward hacks. While they pretend to extoll the virtues of such creative acts (sending out a picture of the Wright Flier hack as part of the alumni literature), they also discipline any students involved harshly (As in the aformentioned Wright Flier case). I suspect that this is one of the reasons that the hacking culture has gotten weaker lately.
Re:MIT Hacking (Score:3, Insightful)
Don't get caught.
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Positively encouraged? (Score:5, Interesting)
The recent Wright Flyer hack - the same one that gave the university much positive publicity [mit.edu] - resulted in severe consequences [mit.edu]: the students have a mark against their permanent record, and were fined $50. They were about to change the fine for being caught on the roof to a maximum of $500, but the students succesfully petitioned to change that to 10 hours of community service [mit.edu] - because students said that if there was a possible $500 fine, hackers would be more willing to run and seriously injure themselves than risk getting caught by the police.
Of course MIT has the legal responsibility if someone falls from a roof, but there ought to be a way to cover that without punishing the same hackers that the university celebrated. A house divided against itself cannot stand.
If it's approved, it's not a hack (Score:3, Insightful)
The whole point is to do things that are mildly wrong and get away with it. If you're allowed to do it, what the heck is the attraction? Of course you might get caught, but good hackers know where the line is and stay within it (e.g. no destruction, no injury, etc).
$50 and a warning is, let's face it, a tiny slap on the wrist. I'd question whether anyone so concerned with their "permanent record" really has the stomach for pranks in the first place.
Re:If it's approved, it's not a hack (Score:2)
Unfortunately, MIT agrees with you [mit.edu]. They've taken the $50 through some crazy inflation calculator to say that they might fine students up to $500. Definitely not a slap on the wrist anymore. And these are college students at fairly expensive school - they have much better places to be spending $500 on.
Ever heard the phrase "chilling effect"?
Chilling effect? Or... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Positively encouraged? (Score:4, Interesting)
OH NO! Not a mark on my permanent record! How will I ever find a job!
The permanent record belongs in the myth category.
Where the Sun Shines, There Hack They (Score:4, Informative)
Good prank (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Good prank (Score:2)
Why would combination locks have a master key in the first place? Is this some weird European type of lock we never had back in the day?
Y2K (Score:2)
"You see, they wrote all this software and to save space, they put 98 instead of 1998. So I go through these thousands of lines of code and, it doesn't really matter. I don't like my job. I don't think I'm gonna go
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I mean, duh...
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As the submitter ... (Score:5, Informative)
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no, but the editors can...
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See, now *THIS* is a funny grammar tip sig.
Unlike another particular one, that I'll not mention... only saying that the usage of "affect" vs. "effect" that it's not unreasonable to imagine someone might make an incorrect grammar tip sig based on it.
A history of MIT pranks (Score:5, Informative)
One of the favorite ones that I witnessed firsthand was the police car on top of the MIT dome [mit.edu].
I also get a kick out of all the hacks that MIT has pulled off at the Havard/Yale football games. One at least one of those occasions the local papers stated that MIT had won the game. (In fact I seem to recall they DID win, technically, by hacking into the scoreboard and changing the score during one game)
The Austin Seven van on the roof: what if? (Score:3, Insightful)
When I was a teenager some friends and I climbed up onto the roof of the local high school, just 'cause, y'know, it seemed the thing to do. One of the janitors, wanting to catch us, so he climbed up on the roof. He did indeed catch us and, seeing as how the cops also showed up, we followed him back down off of the roof. As we all climbed down, I realized that this not-too-coordinated janitor could easily tumble down the rickety drain piping. I had visions of having the book thrown at us because some janitor was as stupid as we were.
Pranks are great, but I would personally avoid anything that might incite people to climb or move large, heavy objects. In general, I would avoid anything that someone else has to repair.
Roadworks (Score:5, Funny)
There were some roadworks going on near the Westwood campus, so the students phoned up the foreman and told him that some students, dressed up as policemen, were going to come and try to stop them. Then they phoned the police and told them that some students, dressed up as workmen, were digging up the road.
And as they say, hilarity ensued.
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One night, they removed all of the collected items from the lot and used it to make a detour route for a non existant road works project. The detour literally led people around in circles. I guess it took quite a while before the cops figured out what was going on.
The more underappreciated prankster of our time (Score:5, Interesting)
He's pulled some *GREAT* hoaxes on the media and general public.
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My Yale prank (Score:5, Interesting)
Like most grad students in liberal arts, I spent an inordinate amount of time in Sterling Memorial Library. A wonderful building but at that time still fairly antiquated: the electronic book database didn't extend to pre-1975 titles, there was no air conditioning in the stacks (meaning book rot was even more accelerated) and there were two systems a book could be indexed under: Library of Congress or the "Yale system," a maddening combination of letters and numbers that was sure to send you in the wrong direction.
If I recall, and it has been a while, the library has 6 floors accessible by elevator and within those 6 more "between-floors" accessible only by twisty staircase. You would find your book's call number on the main floor (especially since the few computers within the stacks were either malfuctioning or being used) and then delve into the stacks.
To guide you on your way, there were one-page charts posted throughout the stacks and in the elevators that indicated which floor your book could be found, based on its call number. It was a common sight to see a confused student looking at the chart, then at the paper in their hand, then back at the chart, ad infinitum.The library also left a handy stack of these guide charts by the front desk for students to take.
I took a chart home and set about changing the floors for about half of the call number groups on the chart. Since this was way back when I worked off a grayscale Powerbook 520 with no Photoshop etc., I had to use exacto knife and photocopier.
I printed off a shitload of the fake call number charts and then, first thing in the morning on April 1, replaced every posted chart in public areas throughout the library, including within the two elevators. Then, for good measure, I replaced the helpful "take one" stack with my own version.
I left a few clues on the chart--for those who had looked for their books and then returned to look again, more carefully--indicating that it was a prank. By April 2 all the bogus charts had been replaced, but I had gotten a good laugh out of it, even though it was a subtle prank that didn't have a large, noticable payoff.
Cornell Pumpkin (Score:5, Interesting)
I had a co-worker that was at Cornell at the time, and claims to know the perpetrators. Further inquiries were met with vague comments about the statute of limitations.
Re:Cornell Pumpkin (Score:2, Informative)
Cornell had it removed, as this one wouldn't just "rot off" like the famous pumpkin of old.
There's always talk around campus of how the pumpkin prank was done, and everbody's agreed that you'd need at least...
a) a stolen key
b) a pumpkin
c) lots of rope
d) lots of climbing experience
e) balls of steel
The details of the prank have neve
My fav Candid Camera prank (Score:3, Funny)
Some of the best pranks are the simplest ones (Score:3, Funny)
It stayed that way through the entire second semester. He even mentioned his disappointment with the computer during his final address to the senate. After he left the room, the rest of us all looked around in shock--most people figured it out rather quickly, but our poor president never used the email program all term...
I wonder if anyone ever told him.
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One of the best ... (Score:2)
My Favorite Prank (Score:3, Funny)
A co-worker thought he found blood in his stool and went to the Air Force clinic. The doc told him it was probably nothing, but to be sure scheduled him for a lower gastrointestinal at the big Air Force hospital at RAF Lakenheath. For the next two weeks we heard nothing else from this guy but how much he was dreading having a camera inserted into his rectum.
When the big day arrived we were all treated to a graphic and minutely-detailed (and hilarious - the guy was funny at least) account of having his bowel snaked by a nonplussed female buck sergeant medical technician.
After my co-worker left for the day (he worked day shift and I worked swing-shift on my own), I realized an opportunity existed that simply could not be passed up. Back in the day, we used large sheets of back-lit plexiglas and grease pencils to track the status of our aircraft and ground-support equipment. One section of the plexiglas board was reserved for phone messages. In this section I wrote:
I didn't say anything to the mid-shift controller when he came in and had almost forgotten the whole thing when I arrived the next afternoon for my shift. As I entered the building SSgt W was leaving our workcenter. When he saw me he rushed me and threw me into the nearest wall.
"You son-of-a-bitch! I can't believe you did that to me!" he yelled and then began laughing. He told me when arrived that morning and saw the message he thought it had to be a joke. But nobody knew anything about it so he began to think maybe it was true - maybe the there was a problem and he would have to go through the terrible experience of having a camera shoved up his butt again.
He refused to call the number for two hours, instead accusing everyone around him of setting him up. The other day shift workers told me he became quite frantic. Of course, nobody knew anything about the message but me. When he finally did call the number, he got the Burger King that had just opened at RAF Lakenheath.
UBC (Score:3, Informative)
A favorite target of theirs is the Lion's Gate Bridge across the Vancouver harbor. Two I've heard about were suspending a car from the underside and setting the marker lights to flash out a message in Morse code.
Best Prank I've Heard (Score:5, Funny)
Hacks that don't quite work (Score:3, Interesting)
I did my thesis research at Bell Labs. There was a postdoc in our group who was just learning to use computers. One day, two of us hacked his account. We arranged for him to be immediately transferred to another machine. Then we changed all of the standard commands so that they did one of two things: either they printed their normal output but with every printing character replaced with an s or they printed the error message "s-inode overflow" followed by screenful after screenfull of s's. We did this one night and came in early the next morning so as to be sure to be there when he logged in.
We waited and waited but no outburst came. We hung around all day, wondering when he would log in, but nothing happened. We were terribly disappointed. Finally, the next day, around noon, we found him huddled with a technician. It turned out that the previous day he had logged in, noticed the weird behavior, decided that it was just one of those days, and logged out, figuring it would probably clear up! He was so mild-mannered and so inexperienced with computers that he had not reacted as we expected him to.
The other hack we did that year went better. One of the statisticians had a Monroe calculator in his office. For the younger generation, a Monroe calculation was a large electromechanical calculator, like an adding machine, but able to multiply and divide, and able to handle more digits, 16 I think. We used to go up to his office at night and play with it. It made a lot of noise as it calculated: kachunk-kachunk-kachunk-kachunk-kachunk-ching! Different calculations would make it play different "tunes".
One night we lugged the thing down to the speech lab, set it up to play a particularly nice tune, and recorded it. We then modified the C compiler so that when invoked itwould play the Monroe calculator sound over the loudspeakers. People were surprised at the new auditory indication of how their compile was going.
best prank I ever pulled off (Score:2)
Buy some tylenol or other medicine with a separable halves dissolving gel coating.
Unscrew halves, dispose of medicine.
Fill halves with red (cherry) coolaid powder. Rescrew halves.
If you have the patience, make some double sealed by squeezing the resulting pill inside of another set of gel halves.
Take approximately 6 single walled and 4 double walled coolaid pills, and a wrench to your female neighbor's apartment (prank designed for on campus colle
new $500 fine for MIT trespassing (Score:2)
My best ever prank... (Score:2)
We got tons of letters from all over the country over the
So, where's CalTech? (Score:4, Informative)
My only serious prank (Score:3, Interesting)
Even in the wee hours of the morning, after Time and Newsweek had published thier international copy on the web, people were still convinced that it was all part of a HUGE elaborate conspiracy to keep the true nature of IT concealed until the very last second.
Sigh, good times.
Swedish Pranks - Chalmers - Park benches (Score:3, Funny)
Lots of pranks are done at Chalmers [chalmers.se] too. My favorite is when a couple of chalmerists went to the city public parking dept and asked to buy a park bench. The answer, of course, was no. But after some nagging, ultimately, the students got to buy a bench. They got a receipt and all.
The students started to carry the bench all over the city. Of course, the suspicious behavior made the police stop them. Multiple times... Finally, there was a broadcast on the police radio "there are two chalmerists carrying a park bench. DO NOT stop them - they have bought it and have a receipt". Of course, the radio amateur students were listening to the police radio at the time, and all the park benches in the city were carried by two students each (not the original ones) and all put on Götaplatsen [wikipedia.org]...
There are many other good pranks from Chalmers though, like welding a tram to its track (if that hadn't cost really lots of money as the tram broke catastrofically it would have been great), or exchanging the messages of the speed radar notifications (mere notification, no speed cameras) outside town in the eighties for references to Woody Woodpecker [wikipedia.org], the mascot of the newly started computer engineering programme. And there probably is a whole bunch of them that I totally forgot, too.
The Saga of Bing Crosby's Oscar (Score:3, Interesting)
Even this serene campus in Washington had malcontents though, one of which was Bob's roommate. The powers that be had done something to offend him, and so they hatched a plan to get even. They would steal Bing's Oscar.
Having seen too many episodes of "It Takes a Thief", they had an elaborate scheme for getting into the case where the Oscar was housed involving ventilation ducts, suction cups, and ropes and pulleys. In the process of casing the museum, one of them leaned against the case and it simply slid open. Astonished, they looked around and saw they were alone in the room, and then looked back at each other. Without a word, Bob stuffed the statue into his jacket and they walked out fore-and-aft with the statue between them, past all the folks at the student center in broad daylight.
They then went back to their room, which faced the building where museum was, and waited. Not too long afterward they heard sirens, and when the police cars showed up, the old lady in charge of the museum came running out with her hand to her head and collapsed dramatically in a way that women don't do much anymore. Soon it was all over the campus, the Oscar was gone.
After a couple of days, the pair released a "hostage photo" to the school paper, making a set of ridiculous demands. This only intensified the search for the guilty, and when the heat got to be too much, they dropped the Oscar into the mailbox, ending the "Great Oscar Scandal of 1972."
Not quite ending, as it turns out. Several weeks later, Bob was called into the college president's office. Knowing what was coming, he swallowed hard and just went in. He got the expected lecture about, "I know it was you", "stealing is a sin", and "respecting the rights of others". Then at the end, the President made a confession: When he had been a student at Gonzaga, he resented the ass-kissing that the college gave the old crooner, and had always wanted to steal the statue. "How did you do it", he asked. Bob tells the story, and the old man just chuckled and sent Bob away with a stern warning.
Months later, when Bob goes to the Registrar to pay for the next semester, he realized that there had been some kind of mistake involving the tution check from his parents, and started scrambling to come up with the money. The registrar stops him: His tuition had been paid in full, as he was the recipient of a full presidential scholarship.
I know my old econ prof doesn't read slashdot, so he's unlikely to post his own story. I've called him "Bob", to protect the guilty. A quick Google search [google.com] appears to confirm that the prank happened. Whether or not it was really my prof that did it, I can't say. The proceeding is my butchered recollection of his tale as told to me in his backyard many years ago, that almost certainly contains errors of fact and leaves out crucial details.
At the time though, it was hands down, no bullshit, the God damned funniest story I had ever heard.
Re:Much lesser known (Score:5, Informative)
1. Laser pointers were very rare in 1991.
2. Laser pointers work in visible light, not Radar.
3. You can't produce Radar with any sort of laser.
4. Navy pilots aren't idiots, and they wouldn't freak out by being lit up over Oregon. They would just say "Hmm, something is up with my plane" or "Seems like something must be interfering with my radar detector.".
5. Friend or Foe is based on codes encoded into the radar signal itself, and has nothing to do with frequency, especially since many many radars operate on any given frequency range.
6. It is basically impossible to only hit a single plane in a formation with radar. It is simply not that directional.
7. You suck.
Re:Much lesser known (Score:2)
2. A laser detector would have to have the laser directly hit it's sensor in order to detect the laser light.
3. The story is patent bullshit. There is not a single thing in the story which is even mildly reasonable.
I'll retell the story to show how retarded it is.
"In college this guy modified a laser pointer to emit radar which caused a navy base to completely change the flight patterns of its airplanes. They were bothering students since they were
Re:Much lesser known (Score:2)
-WS
Re:Much lesser known (Score:3, Informative)
It's a comment that's posted to an article about pranks.
The guy is pranking. I caught it at the laser->radar thing. At first, I was like "Did I read that right?" then "This guy is a moron", then "Lol, nice one, almost believable if you're guillible enough."
Put enough scencerity and confidence in what you're saying, and some people are bound to believe you.
Re:Much lesser known (Score:2)
Re:Much lesser known (Score:3, Funny)
Unfortunately, we hit a secret Israeli spy satellite instead of the American commer
Re:Best prank at LSU (Score:2)
Re:Best prank at LSU (Score:3, Insightful)