Microsoft: The Faint Smell of Rot 903
happycorp writes "A business reporter for ABC/Fortune
is asking whether Microsoft is poised to collapse, based on years of industry observation
(with successful calls in the past, he notes) rather than
purely technical considerations.
A short read, with this favorite quote:
"if you sniff the air, you can just make out the first hints of rot.""
Wait here it comes... (Score:2, Funny)
Wow- An anti-microsoft person think MS about todie (Score:2, Funny)
MS is dying? (Score:5, Funny)
root (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Collapse? (Score:1, Funny)
Smell of rot (Score:5, Funny)
Sure fire way to make MS fail (Score:5, Funny)
As soon as the market opens on Monday, I'll buy a few hundred shares, and watch the tumble.
Get out while you can.
DT
Re:Um... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Collapse? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:root (Score:3, Funny)
rm -rf
Haha, they're going down! No wait... root? This can't be Microsoft's server, it's UNIX? Uh-oh... no... NOO!
[Connection lost]
The Sky Is FALLING!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:root (Score:3, Funny)
If the smell of root is "faint", you ain't doing it right.
Not a problem, really (Score:5, Funny)
Your computer will emit a little wisp of air freshener [gladewisp.com] the mext time you smell a hint of rot.
You will actually look forward to seeing Clippy...
In other news.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:You could have said this... (Score:4, Funny)
I wouldn't neccessarily compare Steve "MonkeyDance" Ballmer with Julius Ceaser. Maybe more like Nero or Caligula...
I smell something different... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Uh huh (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sorry.
One quick comment: (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Um... (Score:1, Funny)
I love the smell of rot in the morning (Score:3, Funny)
LOL! (Score:3, Funny)
LOL! This guy should smell RMS' sweaty armpits at his highness' next presentation and do a prognosis for OSS based on that!
Re:Uh huh (Score:2, Funny)
Bummer. Hey, how 'bout that FireFox thing? Isn't that incredible?
Re:Collapse? (Score:1, Funny)
Enron was accused of fraud and power market manipulat...
Oh, wait...
--ScottKin
Re:Rot? (Score:1, Funny)
Wet their pants...in laughter?
They lost billions just to stay alive in last place. MS got a giant public ass reaming from Sony. Just like they are in the upcoming console cycle.
Re:Sure fire way to make MS fail (Score:5, Funny)
There was a joke in Communist Poland a while ago.
An old jew has 1000 zlotys (Polish currency). A guy from the local savings bank advises that he should put it in the bank.
- But what if the bank goes bankrupt? the jew asks
- The savings in the bank are guaranteed buy the Polish state!
- But what if the state goes bankrupt?
- Then your savings would be guaranteed by the whole league of Socialist nations, led by Soviet Union!
- But what if the Soviet Union goes bankrupt?
- Well, would you really be sorry to sacrifice 1000 zlotys for that?
Re:In other news.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:ABC Columnist Confirms: Something Is Rotting (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe they'll go into the online pr0n business. Microsoft Boob.
Re:Collapse? (Score:3, Funny)
[With gratitude toward MovieSounds.com for the quote, and humblest apologies toward everyone who was involved with or who is partial to Ghostbusters for the bastardization thereof.]
Reminds me an old Soviet joke (Score:5, Funny)
A: Yes. But what an aroma!!!
Re:Not a problem, really (Score:1, Funny)
Clippy: "I see your ass is quite ripe, today! Would you like me to freshen your cubicle?"
mass hysteria! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Capital is to be USED not OWNED (Score:3, Funny)
Never without rolling my eyes.
Re:ABC Columnist Confirms: Something Is Rotting (Score:2, Funny)
Holy crap, that even applies in a non-porn way.
Re:ABC Columnist Confirms: Something Is Rotting (Score:3, Funny)
Oh well... onto the serious stuff. No, I didn't RTFA. But, I will say that how much money a company makes means nothing to a lot of us. We don't care about profit, we just care about development. After all, besides making music and art and just coding for fun, why would anyone bother getting into computers in the first place?
Re:Reminds me an old Soviet joke (Score:1, Funny)
Capitalism is on the brink of collapsing into a deep abyss! And we are always one step ahead of them!
Re:Uh huh (Score:3, Funny)
> Let me ask you, when someone comes up to you and says "I work at Microsoft" , what is your first reaction?
I am reminded of this:
"Please don't tell my parents I work for Microsoft. They still think I'm a bartender in a gay brothel."
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