Spam-maker Hormel Spends to Reclaim Name 201
An anonymous reader writes "Hormel, the company behind Spam (the meat product, not the unsolicited email), is launching an advertising campaign in Europe in an attempt to remind people it has been around a lot longer than offers of generic Viagra and fake Rolex watches. The BBC claims it will cost Hormel £2m."
Spamtastic (Score:4, Funny)
Heh. (Score:5, Funny)
Ads for Spam... go figure.
Brings new meaning to (Score:2, Funny)
Advertising campaign? (Score:5, Funny)
Advertising eh? (Score:5, Funny)
That is all.
In other news (Score:3, Funny)
Bloody Vikings!! (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe they should have a contest to name what animal it came from?
spam spam spam (Score:4, Funny)
Just drop the product line! (Score:4, Funny)
Given that even before Spam took on the unwelcome meaning of unsolicited commercial email that it was more a war-time inexpensive way to get protein into the diet, and that even in such dire times it tasted awful, wouldn't it make sense for Hormel to just drop that product line altogether?
I realize some Hawaiians might be upset, some fan websites would be put out, but think of the money they'd make selling rare cans of Spam on eBay.
Re:Thought this might make it to /. (Score:2, Funny)
Here's an idea Hormel (Score:5, Funny)
Put ads out with the reactions of the spammers when they get their spam back, but in the original form. Slogan could be something like "They spammed us, we SPAMMED them".
well, (Score:3, Funny)
A song would be nice though.
I'm a lumberjack (Score:1, Funny)
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress:
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress:
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam
good quote (Score:5, Funny)
"Ultimately, we are trying to avoid the day when the consuming public asks, "Why would Hormel Foods name its product after junk e-mail?"
-Hormel Foods
http://www.spam.com/ci/ci_in.htm
my recipie (Score:5, Funny)
Makes a great sandwich -- just don't eat the middle.
Unpleasant mental images (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Bloody Vikings!! (Score:2, Funny)
Everyone knows it comes from the Spamalope.
Although, I much prefer a nice leg of Gyrobeast roasting on a spit, as found at most Mediterranean restaurants...
Re:Heh. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In Soviet Russia... (Score:1, Funny)
Cue Soviet joke from about 1943:
Q. What is an 'old believer'?
A. Someone who still believes in a second front.
(The Soviet Union was trying very hard to persuade the other Allies to open a land based second front to relieve the pressure.)
There's a very good book, 'Russia's War' by Richard Overy, which is even better than Stalingrad by Anthony Beevors.
On spam (as opposed to Spam), I've wondered for some time why we don't just call it 'ejunk', sent by 'eejots' (an attempt to reproduce the rather attractive Irish pronounciation of 'idiots').
Re:Bloody Vikings!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Bloody Vikings!! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What's SPAM taste like? (Score:3, Funny)
No, wait, that's chicken.
SPAM tastes like ham jello, only with a firmer texture.