SCO Prides Itself on Inspiring FUD 241
ronaldb64 writes "According to a recent press release they are "...honored to be named among the many influential companies that comprise the SD Times 100. We pride ourselves in the work we do to create world renowned Unix-based solutions designed by some of the most experienced and outstanding engineers in the industry," said Jeff Hunsaker, senior vice president and general manager, SCO's UNIX Division.
What is the reason for the SD Times nomination? "The company's legal assaults on IBM and Linux users dominated 2003's tech headlines and shook up the open-source community. No other IT topic inspires such fervent debate, fear, uncertainty and doubt.". I guess any press is good press these days for SCO. Congratulations..."
Picture this... (Score:2, Interesting)
Happy Trails!
Erick
Re:Picture this... (Score:5, Funny)
"he'll make you an offer that you cannot refuse..."
wtf is that a violin playing?
Obligatory Karma-Building Groklaw Reference (Score:3, Informative)
Groklaw [groklaw.net] has a story on the SD Times FUD Award, as well as some comments from Red Hat's new counsel regarding FUD activities as responses to the disruptive technologies of Open Source, and that Red Hat will defend against it in the future.
Also, IBM has just filed a memorandum opposing SCO's motion to extend the court schedule. It sounds boring, I know, but what it basically says is that there is no reason to extend the court date, because any delays in the schedule have been caused by SCO's own malfeasanc
Re:Picture this... (Score:5, Funny)
"Dinsdale!"
Re:Picture this... (Score:2)
Re:Picture this... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Picture this... (Score:4, Insightful)
Just curious :)
maybe he sold it short (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Picture this... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Picture this... (Score:2)
However... you own 10 Linux machines, and what kind of dishonest bastard doesn't pay for a license?! $699 x 10 = 6990. Take that out of your SCO stocks and that leaves you with a whopping $510.
Re:Picture this... (Score:2)
You mean a couple of Gigadollars? Damn that must suck
Re:Picture this... (Score:2, Funny)
PR guy: You know Darl, SD Times says you aren't good enough to be called out as the company that brings FUD to us all
Darl: uh huh huh, damn SD times people, uh huh huh huh...
PR guy: But Darl, I have some good news for you, I convinced them you were
Darl: uh huh huh, good news, uh huh huh
PR guy: Go make a release about how good you are at bringi
Re:Picture this... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Picture this... (Score:3, Funny)
That's so weird, I thought I had a very clear picture of what Darl McBride looked like, but it turns out I was thinking about this guy [garycole.net]. Huh.
Re:Picture this... (Score:2, Insightful)
* knock knock
Linus: Who is it?
Darl & Co: Goons
Linus: Who?
Darl & Co: Hired goons
Linus: Hired Goons?
Disclaimer: The intent of this post is not to compare Mr Torvalds and Mr Simpson, but to highlight the nature of Mr McBride's business.
Santa Cruz/Tarantella (Score:2, Insightful)
I'm so sick of this. New SCO/Caldera != Old SCO/Tarantella/Santa Cruz. Why is it that the current SCO is able to keep giving the impression that they are a different company?
New SCO-backed restaurant (Score:5, Funny)
Re:New SCO-backed restaurant (Score:3, Funny)
Re:New SCO-backed restaurant (Score:3, Funny)
which would also suit sco.
speaking of food... (Score:5, Funny)
In honor of this, I propose a scale for rating the FUD of companies & other groups/individuals based on SCO Units.
I can't think of where the scale would top out or even start, but that earlier story [slashdot.org] that got Linus to say he was a frontman for the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus has to be worth something.
And besides, SCO probably won't be around for much longer once IBM steps on them. They might as well contribute to some great cause before they are just a footnote in that future book, The History of the Greatest Operating System That Ever Lived.
Re:speaking of food... (Score:2)
If we were to rate McBride in SCO units then we would have to extend the scale beyond what can be obtained thru natural means into the extract hot range [sammcgees.com] to properly characterize his FUD abilities.
FUD units (Score:2)
Re:FUD units (Score:3, Insightful)
Depends on how you measure it, really. I'd argue that you should measure SCOs by the reaction to FUD...
Re:speaking of food... (Score:3, Funny)
See, it's geniuses like you that create uselessly large units of measurement like the Farad. A while back, someone here proposed measuring ego in units of ESRs. Other than approaching parity with "a Shatner", how useful is an ESR or a SCO? I mean, we're going to have to prefix everything with "nano".
-jdm
Re:New SCO-backed restaurant (Score:2)
Man, once I mispronounced the name of that restaraunt once and earned a fwap from my mom.
Re:New SCO-backed restaurant (Score:2)
-Cyc
Re:New SCO-backed restaurant (Score:2)
Re:New SCO-backed restaurant (Score:2)
never mind, nothing to see here, move along...
Oh really? (Score:5, Funny)
Soon will they say they've invented FUD and hold the IP rights to it?
Oh wait, that was IBM that started that...
Serious question (Score:2)
What work? Seriously, what have they added -- in, say, the past year -- to the open-source world? I've searched, but can't find any contributions.
Does SCO even even employ developers these days, or have they all been fired to make room for SCO's new army of attorneys?
Re:Serious question (Score:3, Insightful)
World Renowned (Score:3, Informative)
I actually have, in my basement, an old version of SCO Xenix (5.0 I think?) built for the 80486.
Now I prefer Linux to Solaris, and I prefer Solaris to Windows some of the time. But SCO Xenix was THE WORST operating systm in its class as far as I am concerned. Many of the design decisions makes MS look *really, really good* at software design. And evidently reading the reviews of the more r
Re:Oh really? (Score:2)
Soon will they say they've invented FUD and hold the IP rights to it?
Oh wait, that was IBM that started that...
Don't worry, IBM developed code for OS/2, long before they put in AIX, yet SCO managed to sue them over using their own code anyway. I'm sure they'll manage to make FUD a "derivative business process" of SCO by invoking some time warp theory which means that they retroactively hold the rights anyway.
It is rumored that SCO has recently inven... stolen an Infinite improb
That's rich! (Score:5, Funny)
Reminds me of the bullies in Jr. High that you could insult with big words as long as your vocal inflection made it sound nice.
America's Most Wanted (Score:5, Funny)
Re:America's Most Wanted (Score:4, Funny)
It's time for an annual FUD award (Score:5, Funny)
How 'bout the Elmer?
Re:It's time for an annual FUD award (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It's time for an annual FUD award (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's time for an annual FUD award (Score:3, Interesting)
~D
How about the 'EnDarle' award? (Score:2)
pfff... (Score:4, Funny)
Lindon, Utah; you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Riiiiiiight (Score:4, Insightful)
Mozilla Firefox (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mozilla Firefox (Score:3, Informative)
Firefox seems to (quite rightly!) think they are insane.
(It's a <HR> tag with size set to 240 and width set to 2, inside some tables with (col|row)spans. I'm suprised that trick works anywhere)
SCO creating something? (Score:5, Interesting)
Seriously, is SCO actually creating new products right now? (other than the product of lawsuits, $699 profits, FUD, scare, etc). Actual user/consumer/business products?
It's Interesting.. (Score:5, Insightful)
Not terribly interesting... Kind of pathetic... (Score:2, Funny)
marketing *IS* important (Score:4, Interesting)
So, full marks for their marketing and communications strategy. Its distasteful and full of lies, but so far they've been effective at getting their message out, and have avoided any consequences (e.g. perjury; public backlash) to this date.
The real question, though, is whether they will be able to translate this notoreity into $. Can they execute a business plan that will translate into consistent streams of revenue? Given their poor execution so far (e.g. they have not strategy outside of lawyers) I think not. If they get out of this intact, or maybe with a blip of one time profit on their books, they should count themselves lucky!
Re:marketing *IS* important (Score:5, Insightful)
just like al-Qaeda !
Re:marketing *IS* important (Score:5, Interesting)
If Libel is legitimate, perhaps murder is too... (Score:5, Insightful)
So, full marks for their marketing and communications strategy.
Murder works. Someone competing for the affections of the same girl as you? Someone competing against you in the workplace a little too successfully? A competitor gobbling up too much marketshare that is rightfully yours?
Off the bastard. Kill 'em dead.
Murder is by far the most effective way of dealing with unwanted competition and conflict, particularly if you are reasonably clever about it (it is an ugly, dirty little secret of our 'justic' system that most murders go unsolved, and most murderers thus get away with their crime).
By your logic, murder is a legitimate tool of competition.
I beg to differ. No amount of success justifies, much less legitimizes, a despicable methodology.
FUD and disinformation are unethical and despicable in the extreme, and their use is not legitimate, no matter how successful they are.
The courts would agree. It wasn't so long ago that IBM got seriously slapped down by the courts for exactly that sort of illegitimate, successful behavior.
SCO, Darl, and their sponsors (Microsoft and Sun Microsystems) should face similiar sanctions for engaging in this illegitimate, and quite possibly illegal, behavior.
(And lest you think defamation and libel are legal, check again. It may be hard to win convictions, but that doesn't make the act any less illegal, or any less illigetimate, and FUD, by its very definition, is libelous).
Re:If Libel is legitimate, perhaps murder is too.. (Score:2)
Jumping from a press release with dubious claims (at worst perjury or libel) to murder (a federal offence) is a bit of a stretch.
Re:marketing *IS* important (Score:2)
I guess anyone who is rich as a result of predatory practices is to be looked up to?
What a quaint idea...lets just throw away all our common decency and moral fortitude, and instead embrace stupid and destructive activities at the expense of our neighbors.
Lucky!!? They should be criminally prosecuted for their evil deeds (isn't the SEC looking into them atm?)
Motive (Score:5, Insightful)
I doubt anyone at the site actually considers SCO to be a worthy company. Editors really should be more aware of this kind of manipulation.
"Good Publicity ... (Score:5, Insightful)
-- old showbiz saying
Typical. (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Typical. (Score:3, Insightful)
SCO: "We are number four in the VARBusiness TOP 5 of ALL ENTERPRISE VENDORS! WE ARE NUMBER 4 of all!!!! WOOOOOT!!! (small print: VARBuisiness only surveyed 5 vendors in this category)"
VARBusiness ARC: "SCO should apply some of the money it's shelling out in legal fees in its suit against IBM and Linux users to its channel efforts. The company's ARC scores were a train wreck in the enterprise operating systems category. Who car
You know (Score:2)
and lots of money for projects,
I think I might start believing SCO is here to help!
Why... (Score:2)
Every day they can forestall ... (Score:2)
SCO, blah, blah, blah (Score:5, Interesting)
And what is up with that shirt Marc Fleury is wearing? OK, he's French, but still!
In other news.... (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft, leading cause of IT-related suicides, announced today that it is, in fact, proud of the accusations of monopolistic practices
Quote from Mr.Gates
"Hell yeah, we've been using our power and influence illegally for quite some time now. I've wanted to admit it for such a long time, but the boys in Legal say its a BAD thing to admit the obvious. But now, thanks to SCO, we can admit to owning BOTH Park Ave. and Boardwalk, all the houses and hotels therein, and yes, we do charge $20 for a snickers from the minibar. Why? Because we can"
SCO "Open Sore" (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:SCO "Open Sore" (Score:2)
It's Unix. It's not *supposed* to work the first time you install it. What would be the fun in that?
Can an entire corporation... (Score:3, Funny)
Or do they only test the worker bees?
Dubious Honor (Score:5, Insightful)
Woohoo! I got to slam SCO, Darl, and invoke Godwin in one post! Ahh, I'm done.
Re:Dubious Honor (Score:2)
A lot of historians considered Hitler the most influential man of the 20th century. They caught a lot of flack for it. But "influential" merely means having a lot of influence on events - not necessarily a beneficial influence.
FUD prize (Score:4, Funny)
Like an Oscar for FUD.
And the SCO of 2005 goes to......
BB Playbook (Score:5, Funny)
Spread the most FUD? (Score:4, Funny)
Of course they are proud.. (Score:2)
Its all about standard marketing..
Why is this even 'news that matters'?
Comprise... ugh (Score:3, Funny)
Evil I can accept, but not knowing the difference between comprise and compose is unforgivable. They must be stopped!
Re:Comprise... ugh (Score:3, Interesting)
SCO thanks you for this story, submitter (Score:4, Insightful)
...you say as you submit yet another SCO story to Slashdot.
Hate to be pedantic... (Score:5, Insightful)
"...honored to be named among the many influential companies that comprise the SD Times 100.
"Comprise" is not the word you want. That would be "constitute." See Strunk & White's The Elements of Style.
And you... (Score:2)
Kjella
Re:Hate to be pedantic... (Score:3, Funny)
No you don't. You love it.
I had no idea there were deep thinkers @ SCO... (Score:2)
When FUD gave them bad press, they made PRESSADE.
Considering how irrelevant... (Score:5, Insightful)
1. There is technology for technology's sake (open source, true innovation)
2. There is "technology" for business sake (lowest common denominator ripoffs, more focus on marketing than R&D, specific focus on profit)
3. Then there is SCO (sue, sue, sue, sue, sue... ad nauseum and "Here is our repackaged version of our crap OS with open source stuff")
Which technologies will still be around 50-100 years from now? Undoubtedly those that originate in group 1.
I dissagree. (Score:3, Interesting)
I'm also not sure why you grouped op
Re:I dissagree. (Score:4, Interesting)
My definition of success is that a technology is still in use after 25 , 50 or even hundreds of years after it's original debut. It doesn't matter if it's manufactured by a completely different company than it's originator, or just used by some hobbyists in a basement somewhere. This kind of success is proof that the technology is superior. Money and bottom lines don't figure into it at all. And they shouldn't. But people who think that it should matter are the ones who are behind software patents and so-called "intellectual property".
Right now, the argument is coming from the neo-capitlist side. However, if this were thirty years ago and the communists wanted to establish that the state had all ownership of software and "intellectual property", you can bet most Americans would have been opposed to it. This points to the fact that software patents and "intellectual property" are wrong and will do nothing but hinder progress. However, acceptance of these concepts by the general public relies entirly on who is making the propositions. At the moment, the general public is blind to the fact that the people who want these kinds of mechanisms in place want to control their rights to access technology. This is because the neo-capitalists are hiding behind what American capitalism used to stand for. Just think very loosely about the movie Dark Crystal and you'll get the picture of what has happened to American business. The real bottom line is that WE have become the evil empire that the Soviet Union was previously considered. Like it or not, it's the truth.
As far as success, it's obvious that we just have different viewpoints, so there is no need in either of us trying to convert the other. You are more a businessman (possibly with a technological focus), I am a technologist (who cares only about technology and nothing else).
Osama vs. Darl (Score:2, Funny)
What about OptInRealBig? (Score:4, Funny)
That's OK, OptInRealBig will continue to bring great deals to those who want them. It should be a crime for service providers to deny the great offers we make to people who took their busy time to sign up for our lists.
Scott
Caldera icon? (Score:2)
Re:Caldera icon? (Score:2)
Analyst's view (Score:3, Interesting)
Just like "metrosexual"... (Score:5, Insightful)
It seems to me we have a "word" which is used too often and doesn't really mean anything.
As for SCO, it seems that the list isn't necessarily a good thing to be on. Influential people of the 20th century include everyone from, oh, Mother Teresa to Hitler.
Man of the Year (Score:2, Interesting)
IBM tells it like it is ! (Score:5, Interesting)
READ THIS multi-page tiff: IBM's reply [uscourts.gov]
IBM roasts SCO for the lack of evidence and delay tactics. Practicaly asks the Judge for a contempt of court ruling.
Re:IBM tells it like it is ! (PDF here) (Score:4, Informative)
IBM's Memorandum in opposition available! (Score:3, Interesting)
Memorandum in opposition [uscourts.gov] is now available. PDF here [gazonk.org] (my conversion).
Goodies.
SCO is fry. (Score:3, Interesting)
As stated, the most egregious example of SCO's discovery misconduct is SCO's persistent refusal to identify with specificity the UNIX System V source code that forms the basis of its claims against IBM IBM served interrogatories seeking this basic information from SCO in June 2003. Yet, SCO has resisted providing such information for ten months now - even in the face of motions to compel and two court orders to provide full and detailed responses to IBM's interrogatories. In addition, SCO has repeatedly f
Just out of curiosity (Score:3, Informative)
DFU (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Thank SCO you ingrates (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What the fuck is FUD? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What the fuck is FUD? (Score:2)
Re:What the fuck is FUD? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:What the fuck is FUD? (Score:2)
myke