I Believe You Have My Stapler 583
yack0 writes "After three years of demand and countless calls, emails and letters, you can finally buy a Red Swingline Stapler. Hooray! As noted in this wall street journal article and confirmed by this page at the Swingline Stapler web site you can now pick up a Red Swingline stapler for merely twice the price of a plain black stapler. However, a colleague of mine says that the online order form is reading around $16 for his right now. Now all the cubicle dwelling prairie dogs can get one step closer to burning down the building." The red stapler has become some sort of cult icon at this point.
DOD version... (Score:5, Funny)
My cube-mate had a case of Office Space (Score:5, Funny)
Ahhh office space, will you ever learn? (Score:5, Funny)
Lumbergh: Great.
Portwood: So um, Milton has been let go?
Slydell: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end.
excuse me... (Score:5, Funny)
You leave me no choice (Score:5, Funny)
Ahhh Office Space (Score:5, Funny)
PC Load Letter! What the fuck does that mean!!
I put. . . (Score:1, Funny)
--bpl
If you never saw the movie... (Score:5, Funny)
PETER GIBBONS
'So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's me on the worst day of my life..'.
All around the country... (Score:5, Funny)
Red stapler (Score:2, Funny)
(This post is certified by me, Anonymous Coward, and is guaranteed to be a 100% authentic beowulf troll post. The reader is hereby advised that imaginization of a beowulf cluster, in whole or in part, or in any combination, of the items in the story to which this post pertains, is fully sanctioned and endorsed by me, Anonymous Coward.)
Office Space creates Anarchy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Office Space creates Anarchy (Score:4, Funny)
**£££'s in eyes moment** (Score:5, Funny)
Whoop-dee-shit. (Score:0, Funny)
Staplers, people. It's a frickin' story on a STAPLER. I don't care how interesting the design is or how much of a cult following it has. IT'S A STAPLER!!! Oh, that's right... It has wireless LAN access and a 30 Terabyte disk, right? Imagine a beowolf cluster of these!!!
Flame it, troll it, overrate it or mark it redundant, but damn, what a waste of news space.
Re:Office Space creates Anarchy (Score:5, Funny)
5W1NG71N3 IZ 4 5UXX0RZ!! (Score:5, Funny)
Swingline /.'ed (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I hate to tilt at windmills, but (Score:4, Funny)
Obligatory Onion Reference (Score:5, Funny)
New Stapler Makes All Other Staplers Look Like Worthless Shit
There was no article, just a headline and a picture of a generic, black stapler.
Re:Swingline /.'ed (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Office Space creates Anarchy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ahhh Office Space (Score:2, Funny)
Umkayy? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ahhh Office Space (Score:3, Funny)
Nag.. eh... Nag... uh...
Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.
Re:Ahhh Office Space (Score:5, Funny)
In summary: INTERNAL SERVER ERROR, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!?
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Peter -- Check Out Channel 9 (Score:3, Funny)
One of my favorite films of all time (Score:2, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Cultural Icon (Score:2, Funny)
The Onion:
Apple Employee Fired For Thinking Different CUPERTINO, CA--
Brent Barlow, 27, a software analyst and beta-tester at Apple Computer headquarters in Cupertino, was fired Monday for "thinking a little too different." Full Text [theonion.com]
Re:I, I, I, I.... (Score:2, Funny)
Ask yourself this, how many squirrel weddings have you been invited to?
How likely is it that the squirrels in the movie were married?
Except no Jennifer Anniston sitting on my face. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:DOD version... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cultural Icon (Score:4, Funny)
Seeing as color wasn't invented until the late 1930's, how could it?
Re:Cultural Icon (Score:3, Funny)
Heh.
I guess the server... (Score:3, Funny)
Has anyone ever said to you "Looks like someone has a case of the 'Mondays'"?
Naw. No. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked.
.
Re:Mining the Moon for Helium-3 (Score:2, Funny)
Posting as an AC for obvious reasons.
The obvious reasons being, ironically enough, cowardice and selfishness.
mmmm...yeeeeeaaah.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:DOD version... (Score:4, Funny)
Another favorite line (Score:2, Funny)