Slashback: Reuse, Rotors, Prairie Dogs 123
No sir, we can't keep sending you more. guido_sst writes: "The winners of the Great AOL CD Invention Contest sponsored by UltimateChaos have been announced at http://www.ultimatechaos.com/contest/. Winners include two lamps, a clock, and a 'scaled' car."
Also, the DVD-grabber style cases that AOL is spreading right now make a nice way to give your relatives pictures on CD-ROM, once you slip in your own insert sheet.
Now you can read all your letters from Mom again. Remember the Enigma machine cleverly stolen and cleverly returned from Bletchley Park? You may recall that though the apparatus itself was returned, the all-important Enigma rotors were not recovered at that time. Now you can stop holding your breath, because evilandi writes: "ThisIsGloucestershire, the website of the local newspaper covering UK spy centre GCHQ's home town of Cheltenham, have this story telling how the police have finally recovered all the missing rotors for the stolen Enigma historic wartime encryption device. Without the rotors, the Enigma device returned to the BBC would have been useless. This brings the stolen Enigma story to a close; a man was arrested and the entire Enigma device is now complete and back in safe hands. The working Enigma device should be back on display at Bletchley Park soon."
Yes, I'd like one copy of "Gopher Hunt," please? emanuel writes: "After reading the gopher:// manifesto, it got me to do something that I had been considering for some time: move my internet presence into gopherspace and out of the Web. The problem: few people have a gopher browser, and most Web browsers have poor (Internet Explorer) to non-existent (Netscape 6) gopher support. The solution: write a gopher-to-Web gateway which will allow anyone with a web browser to navigate gopherspace. And while I'm at it, why not add WML support to let mobile phone users into gopherspace as well (after all, gopher is well suited for wireless devices)? So after a few evenings of mad coding, I have something that works fairly well (but is far from complete). See the webgopher project at gopher://gopher.heatdeath.org/. It's Free, and I'd love some involvement from other gopherheads." Greetings to my 7th Grade English teacher Note that the next installment of Hellmouth Revisited is now online.
AOL cds == target practice (Score:1)
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I bent my wookie
Re:AOL-covered car, 3rd Place?? (Score:1)
If by "pretty impressive" you mean "a few eggs short of an omelette", then you indeed have a very good point.
I've done this... (Score:1)
Anyone for long-exposure photography of such an event?
And as for destroying the microwave? AFAIK, it didn't do the microwave any harm; I think the microwave died some time later in a completely unrelated incident involving microwave popcorn being left in for about half an hour. It wasn't me...
Re:AOL CDs also make ... (Score:2)
A friend of mine hangs AOL CDs from the mast and boom of his sailboat to scare away birds (and keep away the attendant birdcrap.) A scarecrow for modern times.
Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | http://www.infamous.net/
Re:recepie for fun (Score:1)
The data pits are actually inside the CD, a few layers down from the surface. The reason you screw up a cd if you scratch off the label is because the back of label is the silvering the laser reflects off.
If you want cool things to do with a cd, try spraying it with freezer spray (God's gift to service engineers) until it's semi-flexible (I never understood that: heat them, they bend. Freeze them, they bend) and stick it in that other god-sent toy, a microwave.
Ben^3Fun with AOL mail. (Score:5)
Sorry this might be a tad off topic but...
So I don't have a cool use for AOL cd's (aside from the standard frisbee/weapon uses), but we did find a cool use for one of their mailings.
I was going through the mail one day and as I was flipping through things, I started hearing the familiar "You've got mail" voice... it was really strange... eventually I found a laregish card board box from AOL from which it was coming.
So brought it back from the lab and was fiddling around with it for a while to figure out what was triggering it (yeah I'm slow sometimes) and eventually one of my lab mates pointed out that it was light sensative, so whenever it was exposed to light (then dark again to reset it) it would go off.
So we cut the the speaker and the bit of electronics out (it had a battery attached to the board). Speakers are magnetic, so at first we thought, gee... cool fridge magnet, but then we had a better idea... we stuck the speaker to the inside of the fridge. So now whenever anyone in the lab opens the fridge... "You've got mail!". Its pretty funny, especially when new people rotate in.
Surprisingly enough the battery has held up pretty well for over 3 months....
Someone actually stole my AOL CD! (Score:1)
Unfortunately, it was never found.
haha. moderate this up :) (so) (Score:1)
Re:Nice explosive power (Score:1)
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Re:AOL cds == target practice (Score:1)
Re:direct link (Score:1)
After being tricked once to view that god-awful picture I was cured of clicking on links without a looksee at the link itself.
Sick people out there!
(No, the parent's link is not such a trick).
Re:recepie for fun (Score:1)
Re:AOL CDs also make ... (Score:1)
AOL Disks make excellent Clay Pigeons. (Score:1)
The AOL Winners are out of order (Score:2)
Why did a simple lamp that *anyone* could have done get 1st while a clock, a clock with AOL CDs as the gears, gets 2nd, and a car gets third?
Move the freakin' lamp to third place, incrementing the clock and the car, and you'll have a better judging.
Making a clock takes real skill that not just anybody can do.
I'm turning this Gopher guy in! (Score:2)
[Note: joke, not troll. Now, put the moderation point *on the floor* and back up, slowly...]
request: Gopher interface to Slashdot (Score:1)
At one moment, I wanted to check something out on Slashdot again. Slashdot on Netscape. Slashdot in HTML. HTML with tables and pictures. Tables and pictures with Netscape. Pictures through my dialup connection...
Please, can't we have a Gopher interface to Slashdot?
Well, at least, the guy from the article said Gopher "can do". And I already discovered that Gopher can show HTML (but only where necessary please, otherwise it would just be re-inventing HTTP) and do forms stuff. Some thinking has to be done, however, in how to represent the user comments. Any ideas?
It's... It's...
Useless with out the rotors? (Score:1)
As if anybody is really using it these days for encryption purposes. Shesh!
Bit too much free time I see... (Score:1)
We pay for everything out of pocket and are obligated to do nothing...any other "complaints"?
Re:Combine and mix well (Score:1)
Re:AOL Europe? (Score:1)
To Canadians it does. We get a bit miffy when we go to Europe and you call us Americans. You may be technically correct, but I think most persons in the Americas think of American as "citizen of the Democratic Republic of America", ie the allegedly United States thereof.
Re:The AOL Winners are out of order (Score:1)
Re:Correct Enigma Link (Score:1)
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direct link (Score:1)
Re:Hideously Offtopic (Score:1)
Shims! (Score:1)
Correct Enigma Link (Score:3)
Arrested? (Score:1)
I am so smart. S-M-R-T
solar power??? (Score:1)
or, better yet, instead of a big pot of water to spin some turbines, how 'bout a big tub of water with a jaccuzi system... ahhh... so nice...
AOL cd's also make for a bizarre game of psycho frisbee, as they do not fly all that great.
I also plan on building a big-ass AOL icosahedron to hand from my ceiling like a freakish looking disco ball.
Re:Hideously Offtopic (Score:1)
Re:AOL CD + Microwave == Good Fun (Score:5)
That said, the odds of this happening if you run your oven for short periods of time (tens of seconds or less) are pretty small.
If you want to help prevent this, place a small quantity of water in the oven. That way, the energy has a place to go (until the water boils away.)
Other "stupid microwave tricks" that I am in no way responsible for you hurting yourself with: Microwave an old florescent tube. Or an incandescent lamp. Light a birthday candle, and microwave it.
Remember, you are on your own if you do this. I didn't tell you to do it. If you get hurt, try to kill yourself so you don't breed.
And lastly, "Short, controlled bursts".
Re:AOL Clamshell Cases (Score:1)
Myself, I go for the 70's motif pop art "gogo" motif contact paper (with the big orange flowers). Cool.
Re:I've done this... (Score:1)
Actually, if there's anysort of metal causing sparks, I think it is a risk to your microwave... I remember a few years back some moron put some sort of metal food container (I don't remember if it was a tin or one of those cardboard chinese food containers with the metal handle still on it... it doesn't matter, result probably would have been the same) in one of the graduate student lounges. It burned out the microwave's coils completely.
The punch line of course is that this was the physics deptartment stundent lounge... so you'ld think that they would have known better.
Re:AOL Europe? (Score:1)
It's marked as being really 'Aussie' with lots of Australian slang and orange shirts in the ads.
Those ads call up all those homocidal tendencies that doctors struggled for years to supress.
I haven't been sent a CD yet.
Gev.
Re:Deja News (Score:1)
I thought that said "Enigma Routers"... (Score:3)
But then, I did just wake up. :-)
I can just see it now:
enigma1>sho ver
(they would, after all, be pretty enigmatic).None of your business.
enigma1>sho interfaces
None of your business. (etc.)
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Re:Arrested? (Score:1)
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Where can the word be found, where can the word resound? Not here, there is not enough silence.
pr0n [OT] (Score:2)
Re:Useless? (Score:1)
007 can't crack those coded messages in his head without Q now can he?
Re:AOL Europe? (Score:2)
Kinda like ESSO (S.O. or Standard Oil)
Gopher2WWW (Score:1)
GRAPES! (was: Re:AOL CD + Microwave == Good Fun) (Score:2)
Jets of blue flame shoot up out of the grape halves!
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AOL Coaster - What I shoulda done... (Score:2)
Anyhow - what I should've done, had I known that lamps were going to be the popular thing (and this was actually an idea I was going to do, but I thought that the laser maker was a more "geek" thing - stupid me):
The light-up AOL CD coaster - take an AOL CD, nuke it properly (to get the crackle effect), laminate the label side (to prevent future flaking?), and on the silver side, glue some EL thin-film backlighting material. Maybe make a half-inch stack, cored out, and house the step-up system and 9 volt battery to power it. Mount a switch somewhere else.
The light would shine/glow out through the top crackled surface, surrounding your can... Would look pretty neat...
Worldcom [worldcom.com] - Generation Duh!
Re:Useless? (Score:1)
Combine and mix well (Score:1)
Potty training (Score:1)
The idea of a coworker getting up from a newspaper break to the sound of "You've got mail!" plop-plop, is just fall-down-fuuny to me.
The REAL jabber has the /. user id: 13196
Re:AOL Coaster - What I shoulda done... (Score:1)
If I find some time this weekend I'll put the rest of the top ten entries up.
A microwave sparkle party (Score:1)
Re:Nice explosive power (Score:4)
I've only burnt one microwave doing it, since I have found a good balance. What happens is the sparks from the metal will ignite the alcohol and you get a nice little blue flame from it mixed with sparks. Very pretty.
If you use to high of proof alcohol the flame will be mostly invisible though, which I learn with some 151 (waste of a shot if ya ask me).
Another cool trick is to get a bowl with about a shot in it and break the CD (multiple CD's work best) into little pieces (careful with this part.. they shatter very easily, best to mix with a plastic bag) and dump the pieces into the bowl.
Microwave for about 10 seconds, looks even cooler. I think ths is slightly more risky however, I've had pieces shoot out of the bowl a few times.
AOL Europe? (Score:4)
Re:Gopher2WWW (Score:1)
Re:AOL Europe? (Score:1)
Re:request: Gopher interface to Slashdot (Score:1)
However, I think an NNTP interface to
540 Hours? (Score:1)
I suppose if you were really addicted to the stuff, you could use AOL full time, all day and night, and manage to eek out 540 hours. But I have a hard time envisioning that, especially given how hard it is to stay connected to AOL for any extended period of time.
Nice explosive power (Score:4)
Dont sue me for trying it and setting your house on fire, it's not my fault. It just looks rather cool.
Fun thing to do with an AOL CD (Score:1)
Re:Potty training (Score:1)
that damn enigma machine... (Score:1)
Re:AOL Europe? (Score:1)
Aol disc Cannon. (Score:1)
Candle holders :) (Score:1)
Re:AOL cds == target practice (Score:2)
Huh?
Deja News (Score:1)
Re:Candle holders :) (Score:1)
Correct Enigma Article Link (Score:1)
Useless? (Score:3)
Would have been useless? Like 60+ year old encryption technology isn't useless already?
Well.. (Score:4)
No.
AOL CDs also make ... (Score:1)
nice candle holders for an outside table,
good poke balls: get flourescent red spray paint, flourescent white spray paint, 1 inch thick masking tape, lots of newspaper - lay two layers of newspaper under the paint area, with extra two feet for overspray - tape on newsprint over a top row of CDs (so upper half covered) - tape on newsprint over a bottom row of CDs (so bottom half covered) - spray paint white - now reverse the CDs after drying for 2-6 hours - spray paint red - dry for 12 hours - for best results, spray paint on the SHINY side, unless you want to do two coats.
Used the above for a poke ball tunic for Pokegaard, the Forgotton Demigod of Pokemon, in his avatar of a 9 year old boy, along with some belt pokemon and standard issue poke balls, at the 2000 Burning Man [burningman.com]. Attach to a mesh shirt with plastic coat wires (Electroluminescent Wire [elwire.com] is best) and try dancing with this at a rave in the desert, with strong strobe UV lights, for best effects.
they also make cool bead curtains
Re:recepie for fun (Score:3)
You mean scratch the polycarbonate side?
The data layer on the cd is just under the label. CDs are rather resistant to scratches in their plastic because those scratches don't actually destroy data an the laser beam can focus around them. Scratch the label though and you will wipe out the pits.
Take a dry erase marker (or permanent if you don't like the cd) and make a line (on the plastic side) from the center of the cd to the edge. Put it in your CD player and the player will probably be able to play the CD just fine because of focusing, and error correction. Better (usually older) cd players will be able to play CDs with up to four or five such lines. (Newer cd players are cheaper partly because they aren't made so well anymore.)
AOL Clamshell Cases (Score:1)
AOL CD + Microwave == Good Fun (Score:2)
Time it for 3 seconds and hit start.
Just as the time is about to run out, you'll see sparkling fun, and your CD will be left with lightning burn marks with which to decorate your room!
The AOL contest would have fail without slashdot (Score:1)
That ultimatechaos.com site thrives on slashdot hits. I had to use my own extreme counter code to find the correct URL, but I finally put together the correct URL for their stats [212.72.46.18]. As you can see, today (Tues Dec 05) is well on its way to being the highest day in unique hits (1245 unique hits for today when I checked). Oh, those 10,000 hits back in week 39? That corresponds to this [slashdot.org].
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Wanna see toasted CDs? (Score:2)
Pictures of Toasted AOL CDs... Wow. :)
Toasties! [ardant.net]
Enigma machine useless? Oh, no! (Score:1)
Re:Nice explosive power (Score:1)
Doing it without the alcohol works just as well, and you have the added bonus of not blowing up your microwave.
This method also works well for coasters. =]
Re:AOL CD + Microwave == Good Fun (Score:1)
What about Technet CDs? (Score:1)
Well they did pay me more, and my friends made fun of me, but I also ended up with a free one year Technet subscription. Technet is basically MS's knowledge base, patches and beta software sent to you every month (10 - 25 cds).
I now have a foot and a half high stack of useless crap, even more offensive than AOL cds. Anyone have any ideas what I should do with them?
I am looking for funny stuff and no I don't think I could fit them up my ass.
AOL CDs (Score:1)
Re:AOL CD + Microwave == Good Fun (Score:1)
When an old microwave of mine went, the resulting vapors set off the fire alarm
Hmm... (Score:1)
That's what the girlfriend always says...
Pope
Freedom is Slavery! Ignorance is Strength! Monopolies offer Choice!
AOL and Warez?! (Score:2)
Pass this software with the registration number and password printed below on to your friends for their FREE trial offer! 6P-4010-2805
WARES-POORLY
Does anyone else find that pretty ironic? ;-)
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Re:AOL CDs (Score:1)
Does your workplace have a cafeteria with a microwave oven?
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I need more damn AOL cds! (Score:1)
Anyone?
Rock 'n Roll, Not Pop 'n Soul
Enigma Rotors and AOL CDs (Score:1)
Re:recepie for fun (Score:1)
Re: Stupid Microwave Tricks (Score:1)
-bluebomber
Re:direct link (Score:2)
Why have I been trashing my karma in recent posts? Because being over the 50 point limit means I can only lose points. I like contributing intelligently to
This is fun!
Re:540 Hours? (Score:1)
Isn't that a sort of 'false advertising'?
Thats it! I think someone, who isn't me, should use 750 consecutive hours of AOL-UK and see if they get billed for the last 6 hours.
THEN WE CAN SUE THEM FOR EVERYTHING THEY'RE WORTH! HAHAHAHA! ...sorry. got carried away there. It'd be an interesting experiment though.
-Andy
A less toxic party toy (Score:1)
Java Gopher (Score:3)
Re:Fun with AOL mail. (Score:2)
Magnetic? I'd expect them to use piezo... but anyway, a better use would be to hook this up to your PC's parallel port, then hack biff to trigger it when you really do got mail.
Re:AOL Coaster - What I shoulda done... (Score:2)
I give a hearty round of applause to the winners - they clearly took a lot of time on their projects (especially the clock - damn - clocks are HARD to make).
I would suppose I lost points on the relatively small numbers of AOL CDs used (2), and the fact that I used LEGO for the rest (it was easiest for me to build with).
Actually, I had fun entering this competition - I have always liked "here's-an-idea-this-is-what-you-can-use-GO!" type contests...
Worldcom [worldcom.com] - Generation Duh!
recepie for fun (Score:4)
friend
1 AOL cd.
Borrow your friend's favourite/most expensive CD.
Scrape up your AOL CD very badly on the data-side.
Put the AOL CD in the jewel case backwards.
When you return the CD say something like "oh.. check to make sure it's in there" so you can see the look on his/her face.
uhm... (Score:2)
oh, like... a stable client, lightweight protocol, etc, etc...
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how about the source to the gopher project? (Score:2)
-gerbik
Re:AOL CD + Microwave == Good Fun (Score:3)
Now you do this at your own risk... but I'm telling you that I've done it a million times exactly as prescribed, and have not damaged anything (Except the CD of course
ONE MORE THING: Place the CD so that the readible side is DOWN, and the label can be seen on top. e.g. place it in the microwave the way you would put it in your CD player.
It works best on CD-R's.
Re:Aol disks (Score:2)
Actually, they make pretty bad frisbees. To begin with, they lack the flight-producing shape that causes a frisbee to generate lift when thrown. Along with that, they're dreadfully overstable, and thus will hook sharply to the left when thrown with clockwise rotation.
But then again, I'm a frisbee snob.
Re:Aol disks (Score:2)
Inevitable Gopher pun... (Score:4)
After reading the gopher:// manifesto, it got me to do something that I had been considering for some time: move my internet presence into gopherspace and out of the Web.
So, is this considered going underground?
Re:uhm... (Score:2)