Lego Buys Paul Allen's Zowie Intertainment 50
Cy Guy writes "Lego has announced that they are buying Paul Allen's Zowie Intertainment. Zowie's toys let you animate your own cartoons by tracking the movement of character pieces on a play set connected to your PC. Lego plans to integrate the Zowie technology into its popular Mindstorms products. No word as to whether Allen was selling his toys because of the sudden devaluation of his MS stock.
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why you dumb anuses. (Score:1)
by now, he's diversified enough that microsoft stock could be $0 tomorrow and he could still spend the rest of the waking moments of his life kneeling next to a toilet with Jeri Hall and flushing gobs of $20's as fast as they could, and they'd still die of old age doing it (Jeri sooner than him!)
What, a toilet takes about 45 seconds to flush. Let's guess you could flush about $300 in $20s with each pull of the handle.
Furthermore, let's assume he has a solid 30 years left to live (depending on how much partying he does when he's not playing in his garage band or humping Jeri and her eurotrash gal pals) *and* he could somehow keep flushing for 16 hrs. a day. That's roughly 1280 flushes.
That's $384,000 a day, or $140,160,000 a year, or about $4.2 billion over the remainder of his life.
Given the diversity of his portfolio, and the interest on any current investments over the specified time period, he and Jeri could kneel in front of seperate toilets, and flush money non-stop, and never run out. I seem to recall that he has tens of billions in assets. This duet of flushing toilets would still be under $10 billion when they start digging the graves.
That, my friends, is a lot of money. And Billy Gates, the federal criminal, has many times that amount, and has much more in diversified holdings.
Now, aren't all you stupid fucking windows people who have been trashing Rob's site proud of what you've done?
The descendents of these scumbags are going to have little or no intellect, no interest in bettering themselves, the "Gates" and "Allen" descendants are going to whore politicians, foundations, etc. for generations to come all so a few shareholders could spank their collective monkey to the sound of MSHAFT stock increases and splits.
Generations to come, long after Microsoft is gone, will be screwed by this legacy. Blah! Fools!
Look at Caldera! (Score:1)
Re: What is wrong with Slashdot?????? (Score:1)
Re:What is wrong with Slashdot?????? (Score:1)
And you just noticed this?
Re:Slashdot maintainers aren't professionals (Score:1)
/. just tailors to a bunch of intelligent freeloads, who, if faced with having to actually pay for something, do thier best not to. it's kind of hard to make money off of us.
Re:Slashdot maintainers aren't professionals (Score:1)
As usual (Score:1)
You are reading threaded. It's the first post of the thread what sets the order.
Don't get paranoid.
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Hrmmm... (Score:1)
Of more concern to those of us who care about others rather than ourselves would be that various foundations lost TONS of money because of the verdict and the fact that much of their assets is still in MS stock.
The last sentence in this story makes me want to puke.
Re:Hrmmm... (Score:1)
Paul Allen selling off stock (Score:1)
Take a look here [yahoo.com].
Re:What is wrong with Slashdot?????? (Score:1)
I couldn't get through when using www.slashdot.org, but when I tried slashdot.org it worked. There seams to be alot of name server dropouts on the net lately. You guys need to keep your name servers code up to date. The Bind [isc.org] that comes with RedHat 6.1 on the CD has a known root exploit [cert.org] that is actively being exploited. You need to upgrade to BIND 8.2.2 patchlevel 5 [isc.org].
Re:Hrmmm... (Score:1)
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The last sentence in this story makes me want to puke.
Agreed. it's akin to saying "No word yet on whether Paul Allen really did kill 80 people in a barrom fight eight years ago."
Slashdot take note: the stuff you print in the story blurbs is Journalism. The example cited is Yellow.
Re:Only at linuxspin.org. (Score:1)
Give me a break.
"The Linux Enquirer - all the crap that's fit to print."
The above is NOT flamebait, despite what some moderator thought. It is a legitimate comment on the objectivity of Slashdot's stories.
"No word as to whether RobLimo was continuing to run Slashdot to support his $30,000 / month hardware habit."
Re:P.Allen also selling $1billion of MS stock (Score:1)
Re:Paul Allen selling off stock (Score:1)
Why can't I moderate that post... (Score:1)
Roll your own digital animation studio? (Score:1)
and Mindstorms Lego and new 'joint' sensors that can detect angle (in the 1d/2d
hinge joints) or depth (in the case of 1d slide joints). You could roll your own
Monkey2 [didi.com] animation armature. Being able to tell where the armature is
and how its posed would be excellent for setting up 3d scenes, etc.
Re:Paul Allen selling off stock (Score:1)
Regardless of the timing, he's not hurting. Today's closing price for MSFT (even though its down nearly 20% in the last couple days) is almost exactly the same as it was late last year on the day that the DOJ news hit.
Re:What is wrong with Slashdot?????? (Score:1)
What is also very interesting is that even in lynx (standard almost as miniminalistic as it gets) it didn't work well at all. And this was after 10+ times of trying to fetch the page (just didn't respond to my http get request.
Re:Paul allen kicks ass, so back off (Score:1)
Re:P.Allen also selling $1billion of MS stock (Score:1)
Re:Paul allen kicks ass, so back off (Score:1)
--jay
Re:P.Allen also selling $1billion of MS stock (Score:1)
Get your information from as many sources as possible.
Stock? (Score:1)
Re:P.Allen also selling $1billion of MS stock (Score:1)
Glances over at Nasdaq ticker...
hmmm...I guess that portfolio must currently be worth about $4.28
Re:Paul Allen selling off stock (Score:1)
Looks like Mr. Allen sold off some of his stock *just* at the right time.
What are you talking about? According to the link you posted, his planned sales were on April 3 and 4. On March 31, MSFT closed at 104.125. On the next trading day, April 3, MSFT opened at 94.4375, and then fell another 3.5 points. On April 4, it fell about 2 points. I can't think of much worse possible timing.
Re:What is wrong with Slashdot?????? (Score:1)
Re:Stock? (Score:1)
Re:HEY DUMBASS!!!!! (Score:1)
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Don't underestimate the power of peanut brittle
Re: Netcraft (Score:1)
Link here [netcraft.com].
Re:Zowie makes games.... (Score:1)
Very Cool!
Lego Mania (Score:1)
Nathaniel P. Wilkerson
NPS Internet Solutions, LLC
www.npsis.com [npsis.com]
Useful for telepresence? (Score:1)
And with the general level of caffeine dependance, nobody would be the wiser until at least 3pm.
Hey - lego is danish - why do they post it here? (Score:1)
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Right Now I'm hearing something un-educated (Score:1)
Re:Doubt it was because of MS (Score:1)
Thanks
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Doubt it was because of MS (Score:1)
Re:Slashdot maintainers aren't professionals (Score:1)
Awesome! (Score:1)
djsw
Clever, huh? (Score:1)
Re:Awesome! (Score:1)
NO! NO! NO!Your all wrong. (Score:1)
Wow, virtual lego(s)! (Score:2)
In other news, a new subatomic particle was discovered: the legon. It turns out that there are many varieties of these interlocking particles, and they form the building blocks of reality, bonded together by duct tape. It is speculated that virtual worlds might be composed of pure legons without duct tape, presently referred to as "Zowie!" particles. Yow, are we virtual yet!?!!!
And if I hear anyone rant about the plural of lego being 'lego' and not legos or legoes or leggo my eggo or anything else, I'm going to stuff legos down their pants. (ha ha ha, a new slashdot trend!)
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What is wrong with Slashdot?????? (Score:2)
The site goes down for hours and NO reason is posted.
Story headlines are changed and no notice is given that they where changed.
Why? What has happened to slashdot? I have been here for a long time (User # 2xxx)
Err...back on the topic of Lego (Score:2)
Now, that's all well and good, but the thing that annoyed me most was his statement that "the goal is still to be the best known brand in families with kids (before Disney and Coca Cola) by 2005."
IMHO, as soon as a company tries to be known for its "brand" instead of its product, that's a sure sign of death. "Brand" promotion, such as what Nike and Sony do, only works with a diverse product line: Nike makes sport clothing, but many different types, same with Sony: they make everything
Just my 2 cents. Go Lego!!
Pope
If you think Paul's poor, you're a fool. (Score:2)
Work up a chart of MSFT stock price over the three year period that this DOJ case has been "haunting" investors and major stock-holders like Paul.
I did a neat little overlay for all you Andover fans (ANDN). It's been a plummeting stone since it opened. I added on RedHat (RHAT), and it looks like the path of a Scud missile. Up to dizzying heights, then a fall back to its opening neighborhood.
Some of Paul Allen's holdings, as found on this site [friends-partners.org] on www.friends-partners.org:
Paul Allen ranks as the third-richest American with a fortune estimated at $7.5 billion.
Paul Allen owns a majority stake in TicketMaster
Paul Allen owns a chunk of Egghead Software (150 stores), and PetSmart retail businesses (397 stores internationally).
He has holdings in StarWave, Dreamworks SKG, and Trilobye Software.
He has six acres on the not-cheap Lake Washington coastline, 60 acres on the lake closer to Boeing for a business site, and 385 acres for a "family retreat" on the beautiful San Juan islands near Victoria Canada.
He buys and sells companies weekly. I doubt the MSFT "slump" (gee, back to the December 99 price) affected his decision to sell off holdings in a small one-product toy company.
Zowie makes games.... (Score:2)
P.Allen also selling $1billion of MS stock (Score:2)
Looks like hes definitely cashing some of his chips.
Tech stocks are way overpriced and markets are due for a major crash. If you dont think the market is overpriced then you should go find a stock market book and read up on the teltale signs of an overpriced market
Tech stock prices are NOT based on fundamentals, sooner or later they will be.
Paul allen kicks ass, so back off (Score:3)
Poor Slashdot/Andover/VA Linux - the truth hurts (Score:4)
At least it's been so very entertaining as Slashdot/Andover/VA Linux fiddle while Rome burns: Today, Andover.net stock hit an all-time low since the day of the IPO, and VA Linux stock has now fallen 82% in less than four months. All the while, Slashdot pleadingly tells us how Microsoft is in so much trouble, and the desperate-to-be-a-geek-hero Jon Katz tells us how irrelevant Microsoft is.
Note to the Slashkiddies: It's a little hard to believe your arguments of Microsoft irrelevance (or that you even believe it yourselves -- your brave facade is fooling no one), if you didn't spend hour after hour jealously bitching about them.
"Open source, closed minds, we are Slashdot" - some truly insightful (+5) guy.