Are You Prepared For the Zombie Apocalypse?
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I work next to cadaver delivery & storage... (Score:4, Funny)
I work next to cadaver delivery & storage for a medical science building, and am therefore basically doomed in case of zombies.
Re:I do think about this time to time (Score:5, Funny)
In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse [in the UK] your first stop should be your nearest police station. Chances are there is a good cache of SWAT equipment free for the taking if all of the police have already been eaten.
So, your plan is to go to the headquarters of people who have already been eaten, in order to have access to the equipment that didn't work for them?
Re:I do think about this time to time (Score:5, Funny)
Oh one last thing, gun control in the UK would make defence quite difficult,
Yeah, but before those zombies can attack you, they'll have to get past the Health and Safety Executive who are not going to sit idly by while people prepare unpasteurized brains for consumption without eye protection, blue latex gloves and hairnets (or, possibly, earnets). Lurching down the public highway without wearing high-vis jackets? They're in real trouble...
Re:Easy (Score:5, Funny)
My defense against zombies would be 1 cup of coffee... after that, I outsmart them in every way.
Yeah, but how do you get the zombies to drink the coffee?
Re:the first zombie (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Easy (Score:4, Funny)
Hey! What happened to road repair season?
Re:I only care about real and substantial threats (Score:5, Funny)
Cheer up!
You can still get killed by a drunk Zombie.
I am a Vegan Zombie (Score:3, Funny)
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