on by's Journal: Todays Monotony Report In Full!

*** Report for: Slashdot | Yellow Dog Linux 2.3 Released ***
Total Comments: 108
Total Posters: 55
Average Posts per user: 1.96363636363636
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.703125 (64:45) (41.6666666666667% noise)
First Post: CmdrTaco (troll)
  Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  GhostseTroll (6 posts).
  Anal Cocks (6 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  GhostseTroll (6 posts).
  Anal Cocks (6 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Clue4All (1 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Boeing Blended Wing Body Aircraft ***
Total Comments: 293
Total Posters: 143
Average Posts per user: 2.04895104895105
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0462633451957295 (281:13) (4.43686006825939% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  NanoGator (12 posts).
  kmitchel (12 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  Anonymous Cowrad (2 posts).
  GPL Troll (2 posts).
  The Matriculator (2 posts).
  Walmart Security (2 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Kraft (2 posts).
  BrainInAJar (2 posts).
  s20451 (2 posts).
  NeMon'ess (2 posts).
  heby (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | OS X Security Update: Apache, SSL and SSH ***
Total Comments: 171
Total Posters: 87
Average Posts per user: 1.96551724137931
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.154362416107383 (149:23) (13.4502923976608% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  Lord Kenja (5 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  Fecal Troll Matter (1 posts).
  CmdrTaco (troll) (1 posts).
  rjamestaylor (1 posts).
  RebelTycoon (1 posts).
  u-238 (1 posts).
  Anonymous Pancake (1 posts).
  GPL Troll (1 posts).
  Linus Turdballs (1 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  sheepab (1 posts).
  stripes (1 posts).
  uncleFester (1 posts).
  TheAJofOZ (1 posts).
  BWJones (1 posts).
  cyphersoft (1 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Cable Firms Limit Users' Freedoms ***
Total Comments: 286
Total Posters: 169
Average Posts per user: 1.69230769230769
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0830188679245283 (265:22) (7.69230769230769% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  ergo98 (8 posts).
  DunbarTheInept (8 posts).
  juggler314 (8 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  Seth Finkelstien (4 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Sabalon (2 posts).
  rot26 (2 posts).
  The Wing Lover (2 posts).
  conan_albrecht (2 posts).
  mblase (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Doom3 and OpenGL2.0 ***
Total Comments: 215
Total Posters: 99
Average Posts per user: 2.17171717171717
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.2 (180:36) (16.7441860465116% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  NanoGator (4 posts).
  Disevidence (4 posts).
  GigsVT (4 posts).
  User 956 (4 posts).
  ToLu the Happy Furby (4 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  Seth Finkelstien (2 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  GigsVT (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | U.S. Government Certified Wireless Security Products? ***
Total Comments: 122
Total Posters: 65
Average Posts per user: 1.87692307692308
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.217821782178218 (101:22) (18.0327868852459% noise)
First Post: getter_85
  Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  perl_god (4 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  perl_god (4 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  gwernol (1 posts).
  American AC in Paris (1 posts).
  netik (1 posts).
  Junta (1 posts).
  splorf (1 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Atari's 30th Anniversary ***
Total Comments: 349
Total Posters: 205
Average Posts per user: 1.70243902439024
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0416666666666667 (336:14) (4.01146131805158% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  Alien Being (25 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  geeky-troll (6 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  GuyMannDude (3 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Flip-Pad Voyager: Dual-screen Laptop ***
Total Comments: 272
Total Posters: 162
Average Posts per user: 1.67901234567901
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.109756097560976 (246:27) (9.92647058823529% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  Photar (16 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  Dead Fart Warrior (6 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  laxian (2 posts).
  smoondog (2 posts).
  NanoGator (2 posts).
  CaffeineAddict2001 (2 posts).
  rblancarte (2 posts).
  mark-t (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Linux PDA From China ***
Total Comments: 174
Total Posters: 86
Average Posts per user: 2.02325581395349
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.268115942028986 (138:37) (21.264367816092% noise)
First Post: I'm Feeling Lucky
  Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  fm6 (16 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  I'm Feeling Lucky (4 posts).
  Sexual Asspussy (4 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  scotty (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Built For Use ***
Total Comments: 178
Total Posters: 95
Average Posts per user: 1.87368421052632
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.154838709677419 (155:24) (13.4831460674157% noise)
First Post: Sexual Asspussy
  Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  carlos_benj (22 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  Sexual Asspussy (10 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Squeamish Ossifrage (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | The Wireless Arcade ***
Total Comments: 108
Total Posters: 66
Average Posts per user: 1.63636363636364
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.172043010752688 (93:16) (14.8148148148148% noise)
First Post: TuxLuvr
  Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  TuxLuvr (14 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  TuxLuvr (12 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Anne_Nonymous (2 posts).
  Monthenor (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | 2600 Magazine Defeats Ford ***
Total Comments: 215
Total Posters: 123
Average Posts per user: 1.7479674796748
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0964467005076142 (197:19) (8.83720930232558% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  Peyna (10 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  News For Turds (4 posts).
  neal n bob (4 posts).
  Seth Finklestein (4 posts).
  boltar (4 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Mr Guy (2 posts).
  peterdaly (2 posts).
  pagsz (2 posts).
  uncoveror (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Spelunking in Las Vegas ***
Total Comments: 170
Total Posters: 113
Average Posts per user: 1.50442477876106
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.155405405405405 (148:23) (13.5294117647059% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  DNS-and-BIND (7 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  Adolf Hitroll (4 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Captain Large Face (2 posts).
  Your_Mom (2 posts).
  MrFredBloggs (2 posts).
  Gannoc (2 posts).
  oever (2 posts).
  stere0 (2 posts).
  __past__ (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | A User's First Look at GNOME 2.0 ***
Total Comments: 515
Total Posters: 232
Average Posts per user: 2.2198275862069
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0340681362725451 (499:17) (3.30097087378641% noise)
First Post: Big Dogs Cock
  Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  Leimy (14 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  on by (6 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Avakado (2 posts).
  Dixie_Flatline (2 posts).
  anpe (2 posts).
  JanneM (2 posts).
  oliverthered (2 posts).
  GauteL (2 posts).
  yatest5 (2 posts).
  Random Walk (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Microsoft Discloses Security Flaws in XP and WMPlayer ***
Total Comments: 281
Total Posters: 137
Average Posts per user: 2.05109489051095
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0763358778625954 (262:20) (7.11743772241993% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  Tony-A (10 posts).
  eswan (10 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  Big Dogs Cock (6 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Mwongozi (2 posts).
  e_n_d_o (2 posts).
  Sycraft-fu (2 posts).
  Slashamatic (2 posts).
  bludstone (2 posts).
  epsalon (2 posts).
  Zeddicus_Z (2 posts).
  Vidmaster_Steve (2 posts).
  rob-fu (2 posts).
  red5 (2 posts).
  eswan (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | NeverWinter Nights Dedicated Linux Server Released ***
Total Comments: 201
Total Posters: 102
Average Posts per user: 1.97058823529412
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.160919540229885 (174:28) (13.9303482587065% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  Thomas A. Anderson (12 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  on by (10 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Dunkalis (2 posts).
  atari2600 (2 posts).
  Jace of Fuse! (2 posts).
  Saxerman (2 posts).
  barzok (2 posts).
  Rydia (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | ICANN Bucharest Meeting Comes to a Close ***
Total Comments: 101
Total Posters: 43
Average Posts per user: 2.34883720930233
Signal:Noise ratio 1:1 (51:51) (50.4950495049505% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  GhostseTroll (10 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  GhostseTroll (10 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  jchawk (1 posts).
  sam_handelman (1 posts).
  PaxTech (1 posts).
  alizard (1 posts).
  Garry Anderson (1 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Cracking Down on MP3s at the Office ***
Total Comments: 396
Total Posters: 224
Average Posts per user: 1.76785714285714
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.137535816618911 (349:48) (12.1212121212121% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  GhostseTroll (26 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  GhostseTroll (26 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Yorrike (3 posts).
  chennes (3 posts).
  Tranvisor (3 posts).
  buffer-overflowed (3 posts).
  abe ferlman (3 posts).
  DigitalHammer (3 posts).
  jcsehak (3 posts).
  m_chan (3 posts).
  No Such Agency (3 posts).
  Sc00ter (3 posts).
  krogoth (3 posts).

*** Report for Todays Front Page ***
Total Comments: 4155
Total Posters: 1768
Average Posts per user: 2.35011312217195
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.131507592190889 (3688:485) (11.6726835138387% noise)
First Posts:
  AC: 12
  CLiT: 6
  Dumbasses: 0
  Filthy ACs!
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  NanoGator (50 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  GhostseTroll (42 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Sc00ter (3 posts).
  CaffeineAddict2001 (3 posts).
  krogoth (3 posts).
  GuyMannDude (3 posts).
  DigitalHammer (3 posts).
  No Such Agency (3 posts).
  Yorrike (3 posts).
  chennes (3 posts).
  Tranvisor (3 posts).
  buffer-overflowed (3 posts).
  abe ferlman (3 posts).
  jcsehak (3 posts).
  m_chan (3 posts).