DISCLAIMER: If you find profanity offensive, move along.
This is kind of a fill in poll. This morning when I was headed into work, some asshole cut me off and I went into one of my Tube Bar text strings:
"Why you motherfucker cock sucker! Ya yellow rat bastard! You'd fuck your own mother for a nickle you sonuvabitch"!
That always has the effect of putting a smile on my face.
Anyway I started thinking about me and some of my friends and how we actually all have personal curses that we use when we get REALLY pissed off. Back in high school one of my friends had a few choice ones:
1. Geezus CHEEESEBURGERS!!!
2. Ohhh..... COCK!!! (Usually said in a rage with a fairly lengthy pause between both words)
3. What a ball jockey!
Recently another friend of mine came up with one he was particularly happy with:
1. Why that god-cocking mother... (Again said in a rage)
He also has this one:
1. God Mutha.... (Said with a strained voice. Interestingly it's not really a curse per se...)
Still another friend has:
1. What a bunch of asscocks!
Myself, I've got:
1. Mudra Fakah! (Must roll the R)
2. That's just nadtacular! (Said in a mild rage)
3. You sack! (Said with derision. Imagine applied to Metzler.)
My wife uses:
1. Aahhhh... EAT ME! (When someone is bullshitting here and she wants them to know)
So what about you? Do you have any favorite personal curses?