Journal YourMissionForToday's Journal: A Special Tribute to Big Ass Spork 14
I DO IT WRONG!, adapted for the stage by YourMissionForToday. Originally written by Big Ass Spork.
INT. COFFEE HOUSE-NIGHT.
A BEATNIK stands pensively on stage in a smoky coffee house. A WHALIN' SAX and COO-COO BONGOS begin to play, followed by some WAY-HIP VIBES (xylophone).
BEATNIK
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece. Massaging my nutsack she....
The Beatnik flicks his cigarette as the sax and vibes trail off, leaving only the bongos.
BEATNIK
(quietly)
Wait...I do it wrong...
The Beatnik pauses to light another cigarette.
BEATNIK
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.
A DANCER dressed as Queen Amidala approaches the stage. She carries a bucket of hot grits in one hand, and huge rubber penis in the other. Beatnik takes the penis, bends her over and pantomimes rough anal sex.
DANCER
OH BIG ASS SPORK-Daddy!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my coo-coo stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!BEATNIK
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!BEATNIK
(together with DANCER)
Wait!!! I do it wrong!!!BEATNIK
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick. "Queen Amidala!!" I shriek as I near climax.DANCER
You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"VOICE (FROM OFFSTAGE)
For me you are calling, hhhmmm?BEATNIK
YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?
YODA appears from offstage, carrying a huge green rubber penis. After a brief fight, Yoda impales the Beatnik with his penis, and he dies a messy death covered in blood, spunk, and hot grits.
BEATNIK
(dying, as the sax climaxes)
Wait, my brothers and sisters....I DO IT WRONG!
Afterwards, the cast gets up and takes a bow.
CAST
Thanks very much. All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
All Your Base... (Score:1)
Cute! [nvws] (Score:1)
your performance (Score:1)