capoccia's Journal: Wacky Religious Spam

I received some wacky religious spam today (entire text of spam).

THE PAPACY IS THE ANTICHRIST THAT IS TRYING TO DESTROY THE LAW OF GOD. DANIEL 7.25
SUNDAY IS THE DAY OF THE ROMAN BEAST(PAPACY),
SABATH 7TH DAY IS GOD´S TRUE REST DAY. EX. 20:8-11
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST DOCTRINE

Of course, it comes with some very reliable numerology

THE PAPACY IS THE ANTICHRIST.
 
VICARIOUS FILII DEI = V(5)I(1)C(100)ARI(1)OV(5)S FI(1)L(50)I(1)I(1)
D(500)EI(1)
5+1+100+1+5+1+50+1+1+500+1=666
 
DVX CLERI = 500 + 5 + 100 + 50 +1 (LORD OF CLERGY)
 
LATINVS REX SACERDOS = 50 + 1 + 5 + 10 + 100 + 500 (LATIN PRIEST KING)

This is straight out of the Evil Finder.

The proof that THE POPE IS EVIL (the results from the link will vary):

**** THE PROOF THAT POPE IS EVIL ****
 
.. P . O . P . E
..16 .15. 16 . 5 - as numbers
.. 7 . 6 . 7 . 5 - digits added
. \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
.. 7 . 6 . 7 . 5 - digits added
 
Thus, "POPE" is 7675.
 
Add 1977, the year Elvis left the planet - the result is 9652.
 
Turn the number backwards, multiply by 7 - the sacred number of Illuminati. The number is now 17983.
 
Turn the number backwards, and add 1983 - the year Microsoft introduced Windows 1.0. The number is now 40954.
 
Add 1776, the year masonry founded Phi Beta Kappa - the result is 42730.
 
Turn the number backwards, subtract 1934 - the year Shirley Temple starred in her first movie. The number is now 1790.
 
The number 1790 is the year US patent system was established (eevil).
 
This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED.

wow

[robi2106]

There is so much dynomite material in there it is hard to know wher eto begin! I love the inclusion of Shirley Temply in the numerological proff of evilness of the Pope!

That is pure genious!

jason

illuminati number off a bit...

[reverius]

the Illuminati's favorite number is 5...

Wow

[Helmholtz Coil]

Maybe you should forward the sender some of the spam you undoubtedly get for cheap meds. Sounds like he could use some. :)

Seventh Day Adventist Spam

[Marxist Hacker 42]

This argument has been well known for about 150 years now- ever since Dr. Kellog invented it. It's worthless even if you believe in numerology- because the title on the "crown" that they are talking about is Vicarius Fillus Christus, not Vicaris Fillis Dei (but give them credit for at least getting the Latin Endings Right!). The Pope is the Vicar of Christ, not the Vicar of God (to translate into English). The rest falls apart on this point- unless you use their method on their founderess (Ellen Gould VV