ThaReetLad's Journal: What would you do on a world tour?

A friend of mine has just announced that she's quiting work to go on a 12 month world tour, the lucky thing. Anyway it got me thinking about what I'd like to do given the time and money and I think I've come up with a great idea.

Tom Wowbagger the 12 month prolonged. If you don't know or don't remember http://www.palmdigitalmedia.com/product/book/excerpt/12074 should explain it quite well.

"Arthur Dent?"

"You're a jerk, a complete kneebiter."

lol

Anyway, the plan is this. Over the course of 12 months I'd visit every country on earth in alphabetical order and insult 1 local by name, and in his native language. Perhaps I should try to sell this idea to a TV company and get them to fund me.